Maybe the biggest mistake I’ve made in the last month (and that’s saying something, if you ask my wife) is not immediately ordering the Georgetown Prep ‘83 Yearbook from Classmates.com when Kavanaugh was nominated for the SCOTUS seat that Anthony Kennedy vacated. My bad.
Fortunately, we have a few screenshots, and I’d like to focus on the Senior Class entries of Mark Judge and Brett Kavanaugh (whose entry is pictured above). For Mark Judge’s entry, go to this twitter feed and scroll down about 2/3 of the way. Warning: you’ll have to make your way past a bunch of Mark Judge’s since-deleted photos and vids of beautiful young women in sultry poses, shot and edited and posted by him in the very recent past. But don’t get waylaid, go to his yearbook entry.
When you do, you’ll see that there’s the exact language, other than the name of the person he’s addressing, as appears in Kavanaugh’s entry, to wit:
Kavanaugh:
Judge— Have You Boofed Yet?
Judge:
Bart, have you boofed yet?
The inside joke? They were asking each other if either had engaged in anal sex so far. Maybe a wager was involved, I don’t know, but there you have it
Bart, is Brett Kavanaugh, aka in Judge’s post-rehab memoir, Wasted: Tales of a Gen-X Drunk, “Bart O’Kavanaugh.” These wink-wink, nod,nod comments in the yearbook are proof.
And “Bart O’Kavanaugh” was described in that memoir in this manner:
In “Wasted,” Judge also describes an exchange with a young woman at a party when talk arose of a friend who puked in a car:
“Do you know Bart O’Kavanaugh?”
“Yeah. He’s around here somewhere.”
“I heard he puked in someone’s car the other night.”
“Yeah. He passed out on his way back from a party.”
And right below that quote in the linked article there’s this:
CNN has no confirmation that the Bart O’Kavanaugh mentioned in the passage above refers to Brett Kavanaugh.
“We are not commenting at this time,” Judge’s attorney, Barbara Van Gelder, told CNN in response to questions about the book.
Emphasis mine, because WTF, is there a “Bart O’Kavanaugh” in the Georgetown Prep student body, or any “Bart” whatsoever that was a partying pal to Mark Judge? If so, why hasn’t Judge’s attorney pointed that out to dispel all these “rumors?” The answer:
Brett asked Judge about boofing, and Judge asked Bart about boofing, using the same exact language, an insiders joke. Bart is Brett.
And Bret Is Bart. Get a clue, all you brilliant reporters out there.