...Their tongues will be wagging in a minute or two
when the Youz on mall will say, “We love only YOU!”
That's a noise," grinned the Trunch, "that I simply must hear!"
He paused, and the Trunch put a hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound drifting over the mall.
It started to grow, though it started out small.
But this sound wasn't kiss-ass!
Why, this sounded more kick-ass!
Every Youz in the You-verse, the yinz and the yall,
Were singing without seeming Trunchish at all!
He hadn't stopped Freedom from coming! It came!
It came just the same! (just not via his plane!)
And the Trunch, with his trunch feet shod in Old Glory.
Stood seething and puzzling. "But..but..MY story...!?
I’ve rammed all the ramparts! I’ve farted the airforts!
I’ve thrown up some fences for cavorting with cohorts!"
and he seethed and puzzled till his suzzler was sore…If its 3 if by air then what is a 4?