Went to a garden party, and I’ll tell you all the truth
It was to outlaw Roe, disenfranchise Joe, celebrate the death of Ruth
But this little bash was different, there was an uninvited guest
It was small and mean, Covid 19, a really nasty pest.
But it’s all right now, they’ve learned their lesson well
If to wear a mask is too much to ask, then you all can burn in Hell.
When I got to the garden party, the same old gang was there
Politicians, grifters, hangers-on, an occasional billionaire
There was Tom and Mike from the Senate, and the guy from Notre Dame
There was Kelly Ann and the Bridgegate man, I don’t even know his name.
But it’s all right now, they’ve learned their lesson well
If to wear a mask is too much to ask, you all can burn in Hell.
Governor Lardass joined the party, barely squeezing through the door
Then Slovenian squeals, the click of six inch heels, it’s America’s own First Whore
Someone opened up the White House gate, a cheer went through the mob
And out stepped Don, The king of con, a drooling fat orange blob
But it’s all right now, they’ve learned their lesson well
If to wear a mask is too much to ask, then you all can burn in Hell.
Now the big shindig is over, the guests have all gone home
Then they’ll realize, the take home prize: the covid 19 syndrome
So if you go to a garden party, I wish you all the best
If you’re going to go, you’ve got to know, that you’ll have to get a test
But it’s all right now, they’ve learned their lesson well
If to wear a mask is too much to ask, then you all can burn in Hell.