Grampa, tell me about the before times. Mommy said you helped dig the holes. Is that true? She said that there weren’t enough holes to put all the people so they had to share. Is that true, Grampa? She said you dug and dug and dug and there still wasn’t enough holes to put all the people, so you had to put whole families, and then whole neighborhoods in the holes all at once. Is that true Grampa?
Grampa, mommy said that in the before times there was a thing called money and that’s how the people got the things they needed or wanted? She said that money had these things called dollars and people were measured by the amount of these dollars they might have had; no matter how they might have gotten them. She said dollars were needed to get food, medicine and to even get toys!
Isn’t that silly, Grampa? People should share, huh? It makes me sad to think of kids like me going to bed hungry because they didn’t have enough money things. Mommy also said that the people who weren’t the right color usually had a lot less of those dollars...what does that mean, Grampa?
Mommy said that in the before times lots of people were mean to other people just cuz they didn’t think the same, or look the same or pray in the same kind of church. She said that back in the before times whole cities had to drink poisoned water because they didn’t have those dollar things.
These things just can’t be true, can they Grampa? Mommy said that in the before times the people who were in charge didn’t believe in science and that’s why so many people died and why you had to dig so many holes. Is that true, Grampa? That they relied on their own OPINIONS instead of the real doctors and scientists?
Grampa, even I know that’s childish thinking. Even I stopped believing in Santa Clause and Birthers long ago. Only a child younger than me (and I am six) would believe in crap like Pizza-Gate, rogue hurricanes, invisible inauguration spectators, or my personal favorite...that Sandy Hook was a hoax and all those kids my age didn’t really die and it was all a devious plot by the deep state to take all the penises (I mean guns) away.
Grampa, it musta really been hard trying to find comfort in the before times. How did you get by? I guess things couldn’t have been all bad, Grampa. Mommy said that you were always happy when 4:20 rolled around every afternoon. What does that mean Grampa and why are you lighting that thing on fire?
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