If Trump were Captain of Titanic:
>> "There isn't any iceberg.
>> There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean.
>> The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon.
>> There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg.
>> We hit the iceberg , but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
>> The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
>> We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats.
>> Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
>> We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors.
>> Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
>> I really don't think we need that many lifeboats.
>> We have lifeboats and they’re supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers' lifeboats.
>> The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
>> Nobody could have foreseen the iceberg. "
Stay Safe! There's icebergs out there!