I can fantasize, right?
I can hallucinate about all the banks that the squatter ever borrowed from, and stiffed, and shorted, getting together; they would call the loans paid out to the squatter — including interest — and demand paybacks within 10 days, 2 weeks before the election!
No, Really — and not a lie, either. (Work with me here!!)
Just imagine the vulcanism in the WH, if (in my dream) he has no way or resources to pay it! And selling worthless government bonds would be laughed at.
Such a dream I would have!! The REAL, GENUINE, TRUE-TO-LIFE October Surprise. Only the cosmic joke is on the real Joker.