So the cop, who’s job is to protect the Capitol, is listening patiently to the QAnon Shaman (who led the invasion on January 6) give him a lecture and he’s got his mask down because why? He doesn’t want to offend Buffalo Bullhorn’s anti-pandemic sensibilities? Why is that clown not down on his tattooed stomach with his hands cuffed behind his back, screaming for his mommy?
And the guy to Bullhorn’s right: Rasputin has it all under control with his mighty eye powers, just like in Avengers End Game, one might assume. How is it that they didn’t succeed with that kind of super juju??!!! Is Thanos alive after all??? --— Ahhh, hold on...it must have been the tear gas!
And the guy in the back who can’t get out of the way of the Trump flag he himself is wielding: a brilliant metaphor in search of a sitcom producer!
It’s like a very literal-minded but mischievous god came down and created that scene in order to convince us that we’ve been living through a cleverly concocted hallucination for the last 5 years.
Alas, poor Sanity, I knew ye well.
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Update, 1/15: The Shaman got his jailers to give in to his demand for organic jail food!
Angeli’s mother, Martha Chansley, told ABC 15 that if her son doesn’t eat organic food he will “get physically sick.”
I just hope his mattress is soft enough.