This just in: it took the work of dozens of specialists to reconfigure Air Force One so it would properly convey the gravitas of the final flight of the departing occupant of the White House. There was considerable doubt it could be done in time, but a just-leaked photograph shows that the brave crew responsible for the work were up to the task.
One reason for fears that this could not be accomplished in time came from the day traitors and insurrectionists desecrated the Capitol. The Liar in Chief promised to go with the despicable horde, but, unwilling to waddle that far, plead an inability to go because Golf Cart One was still in the shop; having yet another set of broken springs repaired and slime-caked seat covers replaced.
An anonymous source has assured this reporter that the original Air Force One lettering will be restored for the return flight back to Washington, once all toxic cargo has been discharged and the interior thoroughly disinfected and deloused .