The more I think about it, the more I think that eternal damnation and hellfire would be too good for Donald Trump.
After all, all his friends, family, and supporters will be there cheering him on. I think Satan should start watching his back; surely there will be a multitude of tweets about how un-Satanic Satan actually is.
But I digress.
Threepio maybe said it best, way back in 1983.
You will be cast into the Pit of Carkoon; nesting place of the All-Powerful Sarlacc.
In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.