(best when sung to the tune of JINGLE BELLS)
lo, five long years ago
Donnie took us for a ride
and soon his corruption
was seen in broad daylight
twice he was impeached
his senate let him stay
until the next election when
voters sent him on his way
oh, Donnie smells, Donnie smells
Congress’ on his tail
oh, what fun it’d be to see
Donnie sent off to ja-il
Donnie smells, Donnie smells
Congress’ on his tail
oh, what fun it’d be to see
Donnie sent off to jail
Donnie still claims he won
his cult is standing by
when arguments are done
all will see he is a lie
lies lose it in the end
the truth still works out best
Donnie’s heading for the pen
which could end my T D S
Donnie’s spells, Donnie’s spells
he casts them every day
it’s his brand, it’s plain to see
as his brown-shirts join the fra-ay
Donnie’s spells, Donnie’s spells
he casts them every day
it’s his brand, it’s plain to see
as his brown-shirts join the fray
plodding through the courts
in his low rent legal way
blustering he snorts
stalling all the way
denials he can sling
judges laugh outright
what fun it is to laugh and sing
his good-bye song tonight
Donnie’s cell, Donnie’s cell
plain as all the rest
tho’ his big disappointment
is he has no paying guests
Donnie’s cell, Donnie’s cell
plain as all the rest
tho’ his big disappointment
is he has no paying guests