OK, it was really an email, but might amuse some of the people here:
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Dear President Biden
Why are there any Trump holdovers in any executive agency? I am referring to the story on Daily Kos today about how the Pandemic Relief Payments to Social Security recipients have been delayed by Trump "holdovers";
It does not surprise me, I have been following closely the problem getting rid of Louis DeJoy; BUT, you should have been ready on January 20th with (interns? volunteers?) with form letters (and a supply of empty cardboard boxes!) to be photocopied a soon as it was legal for the President to sign an original, kind of fill in the blanks:
"Greetings (Insert Name of Trump Sh*tb*g here), the new administration has no need of your services as (Insert job title here); The bearer of this letter has a box for the removal of your personal items, please be off Federal Property in two hours from receiving this notice.
You are required to turn over all keys and access codes to automated systems to the bearer of this letter, and arrange for the turn in of all Government Property (laptops, cell phones, etc.) within twenty four hours.
(Optional, consult legal authorities?) You will have five working days to submit any claim for travel reimbursement, etc, to the appropriate office.
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Terminate all of them. Every Last one! Republicans in general have no interest, and make no contribution to the efficient functioning of the Federal Government (See: Betsy DeVos, Louis DeJoy, etc). Terminate (or write "I expect your resignation letter on my desk in 24 hours") ALL of them.
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I should have suggested, supply a form letter listing the relevant unemployment web sites (DC/Maryland/Virginia), with the note that the claim will be valid because of “Lack of Work”
(Copy, paste, insert your signature here)