Okay, it's been over a month since Hasbro came out as a bunch of libtards, so why are we still hearing all the noise about castrating Mr. Potato Head? Why shouldn't they remove the Spud Stud from the gene pool? We neuterize bulls and stallions all the time. Why not potatoes?
Castrated potatoes are easier to manage, more tender, less muscular – McDonald's will tell you that. Why do you think those grease-soaked McDonald's fries get so much praise? It's not the nutrition, that's for sure. It's fast food Americans want, and neuterized potatoes give it to them. And potatoes are much easier to castrate than bovines and equines. Just ask somebody who does it for a living.
So liberals need to quit making excuses for cutting Mr. Potato Head's balls off. We're all better off for it, so Fox News needs to sit down and shut up. Are the Proud Boys really that afraid liberals are coming for them next?