elenacarlena can’t be with us tonight, her mom is in hospital and needs her love and attention. So I have posted this fun piece from the queue.
With apologies to Nancy Sinatra,
meowed to the tune
These Boots are Made for Walkin’
Refrain:
Deez pawz iz made fer walkin’.
Cuz dat’s jes’ what deys do!
An’ one deez days deez pawz
is gonna’ walks all ober you!
Verse 1:
Youz keep pattin’ when I’ze wanna’ be skritchies.
An’ youz be skritchin’ when I’ze wanna’ be pet.
Youz keeps readin’ when I’ze wan’ youz be feedin’.
Now wha’s rite iz rite, but youz no been rite yet!
Refrain
Verse 2:
Youz keep playin’ when I’ze wanna’ be sleepin’.
An’ youz be sleepin’ when I’ze wan’ youz to play!
Youz keeps stoppin’ me when I’ze needs to be skratchin’,
Eben doh dat sofa alreddy’z trash enysway!
Refrain
Verse 3:
I’ze be purr in youz ear to tellz you I’ze lubs you.
I’ze crawlz under da sheetz to sleeps nex’ wif you.
But when I’ze sitz on youz chest an’ pokes you to wakies,
Youz jes’ push me offa’ da bedz an’ telz me to “shoo”!
Refrain
Verse 4:
Youz keeps tellin’ me “noes” be walkin’ on counterz.
Youz be tellin’ me “noes” what eber I’ze do.
I’ze jes’ wanna’ be free ta do what I’ze wanna’.
Nex’ “noes” I’ze hear, an’ I’ze gonna’ barf in youz shoe!
Refrain