Ya’ll, I am not trying to beat up on poor Bo Bo today (okay, maybe a little), but this woman apparently enjoys being a Conservative Christian trope and punchline.
I am half inclined to believe Boebert is doing all the batshit crazy public stunts on purpose. I mean, what if all of it, the Beetjuice groping scandal, the fight with her ex-hubster in a local restaurant, always tryna walk and say words, is some part of a super elaborate, 4D chess game?
Still, I cannot see any true political gain from any of her shenanigans. Well, not for Republicans, anyway.
I will go out on an Occum Razor limb here and say the simplest explanation is true—poor darling ain’t got a brain in her head! Still, like Alina, at least she is pretty, am I right?
Bless her wee little heart!
Rep. Lauren Boebert's (R-CO) teenage son was arrested on nearly two dozen charges related to a crime spree in the Colorado district she still represents.
Police say 18-year-old Tyler Boebert was arrested Tuesday after a "recent string of vehicle trespass and property thefts" in Rifle, where the congresswoman lives and operated a gun-themed restaurant, reported Business Insider.
The lawmaker's son was booked into the Garfield County jail on four counts of criminal possession of a financial device, four counts of criminal possession of ID documents and a count of conspiracy to commit a felony.
Shaking mah damn head—it gets better:
He was also charged with four misdemeanor counts of ID theft, three misdemeanor counts of first-degree criminal trespass, three misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and three counts of the petty offense of theft of less than $300.
Remember, gang; this is the woman who wants to teach us how to raise a happy, stable, healthy, God-fearing, gun-toting conservative family! *sparkle, sparkle*
This is what Republicans and MAGA want the nation to embrace—rampant criminality, stupidity, low-class ideology, and hypocrisy. I, for one, am tired of the do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do brigade, and I am hoping against all hope that come November, a huge chunk of the American populace is tired of it, too!