Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. What's that in you pocket buzzin'? Get it out before someone thinks...
Well, we finally have a Presidential Candidate who will literally be calling it in. With the Obama campaign's decision to notify everyone by Text Message thus fully embracing today's technology it can and will be said that he is calling it in. Look for the McSame campaign to try to turn this into a negative. All Obama's camp needs to do is remind everyone that they live in the 21st century not the 19th.
Most of us use texting today, some type out full sentences others use texting shorthand. I'm not fully fluent in writing text shorthand but I can read it.
Speaking of texting shorthand there were some diaries earlier this week you need to read now if you missed them earlier. They were written by zeiben and are absolutely hilarious. The first one is here, the second one is here. Followed by a third and a fourth. A cautionary warning, don't have anything in your mouth when you read them or it'll be on your laptop or monitor.
Well, that should keep you entertained for awhile. Zeiben is the Jeff Lieber of texting and should become standard reading, at least through the elections.
Time for Mojo Madness.
Mojo Friday Guidelines
1. If you comment you have to recommend all comments. (in order to recieve mojo you have to give mojo. It's only good mojo manners.)
2. Everything you say may be taken as a joke (so if you ask a question, expect a silly answer)
3. You must recommend the diary (and pimp it unapologetically)
4. You don't have to comment to recommend.
5. You can't steal my idea (right, like that ain't goin' to happen)
6. Please, no pictures or YouTubes until after 300 comments and no youtubes after 3000. Please use links only.
7. Mojo mojo mojo mojo, mojo mojo mojo
Mojo Friday Goals
A. at least 300 different commenters and 1000 comments by 1:30 PM EST and 1500 by 5:00 PM EST Friday Night that it's posted.
B. 100 recommends for each comment, at least.
C. Stay on Recommend List at least five hours (this requires some strategic planning by you guys, refer to guideline #3)
D. At least 200 diary recommends. 300 would be better, spread the word.
E. And always, fun fun fun.
F. Have at least 75% average participation rate as seen here in the Mojo Friday Postgame Show by goffnews.
G. (New) Have at least 30 kossacks over 90% participation (see here for some tips).
H. Overload the servers with recommends, not to mention dominate Top Comments Mojo list. (we do tend to mess with the site with all of our recommends at one time)(also, to dominate the Top Comments Top Mojo we need at least 50 comments with over 100 recommends, see guideline B)
I. That's enough for now. (Have a suggestion? Post it.)
Special Notice
We are coming up on the one year anniversary of the MF Post Game Show. Let's continue to show goffnews our appreciation by putting him on the Rec List. Remember, he will post it around 4:30 PM EDT.