During 2007 I participated in Flickr’s 365 Days self portrait challenge. You have to post one self portrait daily for a year.
One of my photos was in not only the 365 Days group, but it also spent some time in Highly Selective - Flickr's Best Artistic Male Nudes.
Last year some wingnuts went through all 10,000 of my Flickr images, looking for information on where I lived, they found that photo, and they’ve apparently given it to Andrew Breitbart, who seems fascinated with my bare bottom …
Now I’ve been sitting around, pondering Breitbart’s creepy fascination with my (at the time) taut male form. I mean really, it’s not like I’m a model of decorum or anything …
Everybody knows I basically spend my days monkeying around on the internet, it’s not like I’m going to be running for office or anything.
Now there is a vicious rumor that I’m some master strategist for the Democratic party, but the person who dreamed this up is certain that George Soros funds me and that flying saucers kidnap people who dare disagree with me, so take it for what it’s worth.
I’ve basically had to conceal myself a bit since the conspiracy theorists got hold me last fall, but it’s actually turned out to be a good thing. I’ve not been as noticeable, at least until CNN Spreads Latest Breitbart Smear was published.
All kidding aside, I don’t get it. My tasteful nude is a problem, while CNN anchor @RandiKayeCNN having @AndrewBreitbart on to further his clumsy smear of Congressman Weiner is not? Let’s recall that Breitbart associate James O’Keefe pretty much planned to date rape CNN correspondent Abbie Boudreau. I’m amazing CNN runs anything on the man other than pieces dismantling his various scams.
I guess it’s just my role to be the sacrificial goat for Progressives … despite that fact that Breitbart is the one who is constantly and grossly indecent.
So, you pervs came in here because of the title, I get that. And here are the goodies. I’ll be at Netroots Nation 2011, in case you’d like arrangements to experience my baby smooth skin up close and personal …
UPDATE: I have received an offer I simply can't refuse for Netroots Nation 2011, so the 'up close and personal' opportunity is now closed. I <3 DailyKos :-) :-) :-)