Okay guys, here it is. Time to vote for the best hate mail of the year!
So here's what I did -- I took the top two vote getters from each of our quarterly votes, then I added two wild card entries -- the highest vote-getting third place finishers.
Best of Q1 hate mail
Best of Q2 hate mail
Best of Q3 hate mail
Best of Q4 hate mail
The emails are below the fold. Vote for your favorite of the year!
Question
What would you say if I told you that I'm currently jiggling my testicles? I bet you'd say you like it, because fags (which you are) love the male scrotum & all its' contents.
LOL! Got yer dumb rear there.
But srsly, I think you need to go back into hiding like you'd been doing for a few months while you were SO SCARED of the rising conservative MOVEMENT! in America. You whimps are getting destroyed out there, & I luv it! L-U-V!
Stop wasting yer silly time on this silly website, go put some non-pajama clothes on, clean the dribble off yer face, and get a nice, regular, full-time job like yer mama wants you to get. (So she can stop taking care of you while you continue decomposing in her basement.)
& lastly, plz get a life!!
Nothing says "I've got a life" than fantasizing about turning guys on by jiggling their testicles.
Is this how you spend your day, whore?
Dear Mr. Daily Kocksucker
I was wondering what a left-wing fudgepacker like you does every day, seeign as how you don't do any real work. So this is how I imagine your day to be and please correct me if I'm wrong.
9 AM: You have an early meeting with Barack Obama. You lick his asshole while jerking him off. After he has shot his niggerload in your mouth, you say "thank you sir, may I have another?". You may not, so you leave through the back door. On your way out you receive your official marching orders from Rahm "loyal only to Israel" Emmanuel in exchange for a blowjob. The orders include you ignoring the blatantly criminal corruption and incompetence that afflicts the DEMOCRATIC congress, big labor and your beloved white house. You obey like a good little brownshirt manwhore.
10 AM: While you're on Capitol Hill, you go see the King Homo of Washington, Mr. Barney Frank. You try to suck his cock, but you can't reach it because Frank is morbidly obese. So instead you suck on his manboobs and listen while he tells you how to best pretend that Barney the Jew's WELL-DOCUMENTED role in creating the housing bubble (HIS FULL CONTROL of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac) isn't really public knowledge. You are either too stupid to believe him or too corrupt to lie on his behalf (possiibly both).
11 AM: You have a lunch meeting with some jewish bulldyke ACLU lawyer. You draw up plans to remove prayer form schools and any mention of the bible or god from any text and outlawing the ten commandements and all morality. You are eventually satisfied with your evil deeds.
1 PM: You have a nice chat with the jew, George Soros, who finances your activities. You again agree to ignore Jewmaster George's FINANCIAL CRIMES AND PROFITEERING and instead focus on attacking your master's personal enemies and American companies that actually produce something.
2 PM: You spend some time taking Rush Limbaug's words completely out of context and then put your creative edit on your piece of shit website and pretend that some random sentence proves that Rush is a "racist" (which, according to demoncrats, means that you don't want the government controlling your life; like opposing Obamacare). Satisfied with your pathetic smear campaign against a good and decent man, you move on to MoveOn.
3 PM: You attend a strategy meeting with the MoveOn.org traitor freakshow. You choose new targets for deceitful ads; your favorite victims seem to be American soldiers and anyone interested in defending this country against ISLAMIC TERROR (and you too scared to say that muslims are 99% of all terrotists). After a nice, refreshing circle jerk you leave.
4 PM: Now this next one is tricky. You have Henry "Heeb" Waxman's (Shalom, comrade environut!) cock down your throat and Al Gore's (the lying faggot who ran for president with Jew LIE-berman) considerably smaller cock in your ass. These two liars are trying to explain away all the scandals surrounding the "global warming" FRAUD. Even though you are their loyal little bitch you probably have a hard time looking past the incriminating Climategate emails, countless instances of FALSIFIED data, Rajadra Pachauri's EXPOSED lies and corruption and THE FACT THAT TEMPERATURES ARE NOT REALLY RISING (why don't you hide THAT decline, you fucking cumbucket). Despite the ridiculousness of the global warming boondoggle, you are convinced to play along through a combination of assfucking and bribery (how about you release your financial records???).
5 PM: You go through the posts on your shitsite and remove all material that are clearly treasonous, otherwise criminal or simply supportive of America's enemies. This is probably 90% of all posts. Fortunately you won't have to worry about the liberal media exposing your nest of vipers, because they are having their turn sucking Obama's divine far left cock (except Fox News, who you are trying to destroy even though they are the only real journalsts left in this country; the rest are basically modern versions of Pravda)
7 PM: You go home to your wife, who is probably aware of your gay whoring, but chooses to ignore it. You then masturbate while watching John Stewart (jews again, of course) and his Daily Propaganda Show. You go to sleep after cleaning the cumstains out of your clothes.
Some of the times might be a little off, but I think I covered all the main points. And here's something for you to think about: the Democrat corruption is so massive and poorly hidden that there are going to be investigations and prosecutions AND YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE! Someday you might find yourself on the receiving end of a federal prosecution (I'm thinking "conspiracy to commit treason") and/or civil lawsuit. And when you do, and your shitty website is shut down by the authorities (or even better, by jewish trial lawyers ROFL!), I'll be laughing my ass off!
I hope you choke on one of the many cocks you suck,
James W., proud American citizen
And interior decorating is a hobby of mine! Case closed.
STOP YOUR HOMO PROPAGANDA AND REPENT!
ATTENTION BEANER FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Your antiamerican website was recently brought to my attnetion so I decided to see if it was as fucked up as I was told. I was actually surprised to find out it was much,much worse. I'm used to the standard freedombashing and America blaming you CommuNazis engage in. But why is the majority of your postings faggot propaganda?? It seems that every other "story" is a bunch of pro-homoist lies combined with Gestapo-like attacks on defenders of traditional marriage. Do you actually rejoice in the destruction of the American family? Do you want your children to be forced to "experiment" with homosexuality in their public school (the goal of many faggot activists)?Let me quoth from the bible: "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; it is an abomination." That's Leviticus 18:22, you stupid fuck. What part of "do not" do you not understand? Or maybe they didn't teach the Bible at Escuela el Mexicanos? Or maybe it's beacause you people are catholic? CATHOLICS ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!! It's a cult worshipping the pope, not a church. Christ, and only Christ, is the path to salvation: the catholic path will take you to hell. The next time you are in a meeting with William Donohue you can tell him to go fuck himself. Donohue is Satan's handmaiden and catholics are the rot affecting america's moral timber. Study the truth of the Bible and close your mind to the pope's many lies: God's mercy is infinite and even you can be saved, but not before you renounce the pope and others who try to usurp God's authority.
There are very good logical reasons to discourage homosexual lifestyles. First, if everyone was gay, the human race would die out. This is simple mathematics. every homo marriage will mean less real americans in the future, and will increase the influence of immigrants (muslims). Do you think your future mullah leaders will approve of faggotry and crossdressing? not very likely. Basically, your promotion of homosexual behavior will eventually destroy your country and get you and your faggot pals stoned by the taleban imported by you multiculturalist fuckheads. How do you like them apples?
Second point: Homosexuality is a dangerous choice. A variety of diseases spread through homosexual contact.Despite the claims of denialists, HIV/AIDS/GRIDS is a very real threat and it primarily affects homosexuals. Does a slow death by AIDS sound like fun? If not, then maybe faggotry is not such a great idea. Also, sodomy may result in anal cancer. And please note that I'm not kidding here: Anal cancer is an actual thing that you can have. If you don't believe me, check out what happened to Farrah Fawcett: She died from it. It's also well known that homosexuals are notorious drug abusers (especially crystal meth: most meth in the US is used and produced by homos). If you support homosexuality you also support drug dealers and are therefore objectivly evil.
Third point, I saw you on TV a while ago and you look and sound like a complete faggot. You make Elton John look like an icon of masculinity.This is not really a reason to condemn homosexuals but I wanted to point out that you are a fucking pansy,even among queers. Drink some JD and start smoking and maybe you'll get rid of your little girl voice.
Furthermore, why do you think catholic priests rape little boys? Because they are A) homosexuals and B) catholic. the pope publicly "condemns" homosexuality but in reality faggots and papists have long been allies. Most americam liberals are catholics and vice versa. Nancy Pelosi, the main supporter of deviants in the US congress, is catholic. It's also a known fact that many popes have been secret homosexuals themselves. The evil of catholicsm is due to their abandonement of the teachings of Jesus and replacing them with empty rituals and moral degeneracy (faggot "priests", widely supported by the vatican, being the greatest sin).
There is also the sad fact that homosexuality goes hand in hand with moral corruption. I live in Phoenix,and while there are several notorious homosexuals in this city, not one of them is known for high ethical standards. My father was a cop for almost 40 years and he told me that a majority of organized crime bosses are faggots. They pretend to be macho men so their secret wouldn't be revealed, but God always knows the truth. Barney Frank (known employer of male prostitutes and taker of bribes) is one of the most corrupt people in conrgess and he is openly homosexual. Also, a large part of the Nazi leadership were homosexuals. And Jeffrey Dahmer, who managed to commit both the ultimate sin of murder and the sin of homosexuality multiple times? Flaming faggot, that's what he was. See apattern forming here?
In summary, why don't you take Harry, Nancy, President Jigaboo and your popery, faggotry, America-hatred, socialism and your other disgusting perversions and travel to a deserted island somewhere. There you all can gay-marry each other and live happily ever after. And you won't destroy America in the process. But I will pray for you and I hope that you give up the evils of secularism and homosexuality. God has not forsaken you even though you have clearly forsaken him. look to Christ and the Holy Bible for real answrs. Consider this:
"Through love and faithfulness sin is atoned for; through the fear of the lord a man avoids evil."
-Proverbs 16:6
P.S. Just to prove that i'm not a partisan, i'd like to say that Ted Haggard, Larry craig, David Vitter, Charlie Crist and other republican faggots are going to hell as are all the republicans providing cover for them (which means most of them).I would rather vote for a straight communist than a faggot "conservative" (I always voted against the notorious faggot Jim Kolbe when I lived in his district and I will not vote for the homo-supporting McCain). the republicasn have long ago abandoned Biblical truth for political reasons and they will one day stand in judgment before God who will know their souls and punish them accordingly. uncompromising opposition to homosexuality, abortion and atheism are the cornerstone of righteous politics, and the increasing faggotization of GOP makes truly righteous politicans increasingly rare. I also want to commend Bart Stupak for his courage in opposing state-sponsored child murder, even though he is a democrat. Unfortunatley he will probably be blacklisted by the faggots and abortionists (80% of the democratic party) and replaced by some pantyhose wearing transsexual homo who kills babies for a living (the democrats ideal person).
Racist, sexist, homophobic, hateful people go to heaven? Glad I'm going to hell.
Parade lap
You know something? Your victory parade here in May is a little freakin' early, buddy. Just wait until November when we'll give all you demoncrats a thorough thrasing you won't ever forget.
Sestak?! A loser. Halter?! A likely butt pirate. That scumbum in Pennsylvania whose previous job was holding John Murtha's colostomy bag?! He's goin' down!! And this time not just to wipe up the spilled poop of that corrupt old man!
And what are you all excited about what Kentucky is conerned? Rand Paul is gonna be tea party senator #1! No matter which tree licking, hippie dippie, witch worshipping, psychedelic drug snorting, nude sunbathing, funny hat wearing, liberal trash you flouncers end up choosing. Palin/Paul 2012!!!
demorats, aka The NAMBLA Party, are as doomed to failure as a fudge packer in a dyke whorehouse. Got it?
You're all as screwed as a tried and true, red blooded, flag waving, all American, meat eating Joe in a veggie, vegan, no gluten, lots of gaping asses, pierced, tattooed, dyed hair dopehouse, aka Markos MouTITsASS' basement.
I loathe you. I'm gonna go eat a steak. And fuck my wife. And pray to GOD.
How do you like them apples?
Good for you, dude! Good for you.
You should run for (faggot) president!
All hail Queen Markos HOMOulitsas, princess of Gaydom, countess of Fagville!
You know what you should do? Run for president in 2012! SRsly! you could win! Obama is so unpopular (maybe 30% approaval in 2012) that he would lose to a ticket with sarah palins mutant baby and Hugo chavez. You havea real opportunity here! Dont believe me? Let me explain. There are only two stpes: 1) Win democrat primaries and 2) Win genereal election. The first step is really simple. Ive seen some of thwe people who vote in democrat primaries. They are limp-wristed, cum-chugging, lisping, pretentiuos faggots who eat vegan food and wear birckenstock sandals. They also drive pink toyota Priuses which have special faggot-customized man-purse holders for their dolce&gabana handbags and faggot cigarette lighters for their menthol-flavored pussy smokes. They will vote for whoever is the most ""diverse"". Now you are both a wetback and a faggot, whichis more "diverse" than Obamas niggerhood.The primary faggots will give you a landslied vctory.
The general election will be a bit harder.You will however have the leftist press (which is all the press) 100% on your side. they will print the usual democrat lies about all your oponents (Huckabee is in the KKK and snorts cocaine, romney wants to cancel medicare and the FBI and so on). Soon the people will hate the republican candidate and your America-hating communism wont seems so bad! as for money, just do what faggots do: suck cock for donations! I bet you could raise millions just by blowing Warren bufett once a day. You can also raise millions from NAMBLA/ACORN (the liberal base) by promising to pardon them for their sex crimes. Then you just need the right vicepresident. It should be a kike so you can get the kike money/votes. And then your all set! You'll win the race with the usual democrat voter fraud (one mexican, one vote ROFL) and then your inthe White House! Then you just kick back and let ward churchill, Moveon and CAIR run the country (United Socialist Arab States in a few years). Its that easy! no more "age of consent" or "god" or "patriotism"! youd like that, wouldn't you faggot?
FAGGOT/KIKE 2012!
Why would I run for president, when I'm already the queen?
Stick this in your mouth!
Greetings, homosexual prostitute who runs the cocksucker faggot website called Daily Kos! I bet your rates for professional cocksucking are quite reasonable considering how much you suck the presidents cock! Mmmm... thick and creamy communist cum. Bet it tastes good! You know; for a Mexican you look like a white guy cos you have so much jizz on your face! You probably rank all democrat pols in terms of how much you would want to get fucked in the ass by them? Unfortunately for you, Christine O'Donnell just eliminated one your gay lovers form the congres. Don't worry though: I bet O'Donnell would fuck you with a strap-on if you ask really nicely, fagboy, I'm sure youknow how to beg! Its really sad that the democrat criminals have gone through so much trouble to pass all kinds of pro-faggot legislaton and billions in money for union gangsters, now your all going to be thrown out of congress and then impeached for theft and high treason! Faggots! Your socialist bullshit health-NONcare bill will be repealed and all the useless government will be reduced to giving blowjobs for $2 on street corners, just like you! It will be fun to watch when ObaMarx gets impeached and his crimes made public! I bet you will continue to be a apologist and suck his cock even when hes in fucking federal prison! I heard that the jobs market for useless communist faggots isn't so hot right now, but maybe youll find a carboard box that you can live in with your many homo lovers! At least you',ll be ableto get faggot married now that democracy no longer matters and faggot marriage has been made a constitutional right by a bugfuck insane Marxist judge in Commiefornia (thanks a bunch!) and referndums apparantley don't count for shit anymore! Wont it be fun if we find an activist judge somewhere who says that ObaMarx is a traitor and throws him in prison? Then you have to celebrate that decision because judges rule this country, not the people! Here's a fucking thought: most of the current left-wing republican liberal faggots will be out and replaced by actual conservatives who believe in silly things like God and the Constitution. Good luck trying to get them to go along with your communist faggot crimes like the current republiberals. Murkowski -> Miller means that you've alreadt lost one democrat (or RINO or whatever) and by next year the congress will be a lot more conservative and Obamas destructive traitor agenda will stop dead in its tracks!
Let's see ... gays are bad, gays are horrible, closeted gay fantasy, hilarious reference to loser Christine O'Donnell, gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay and something else about how bad gays are, Obama is bad too! Something about the gay agenda and how Republicans would stop DADT, except they didn't, something about god hating fags, gays and more gays, something that really makes me wish this guy would come out of the closet because he'd be much happier, something about Murkowski losing, except she didn't, and Obama is bad again. Oh, and gays.
I'm litterally crapping myslef
in pleasure whilst you fuckbags fight amongs each other for the scraps of electoral defeat! You're about to get torn a new asshole seven ways from yesterday, and all you can do is bitch and moan at eahc other!
DON'T SURPRISE ME NONe! KNOW WHY? DEMS ALAWYS WANT HAND-OUTS FROM TEH GOV'T, AND YOU'RE SEEING NOW THAT EVEN "PRES" OBAMA CAN'T GIVE YOU A COPMLETE LIFE OF NON-WORK, LAYING AROUND JACKING OFF AND SMOKING DOPE ALL DAY!!
Booooohoooooooo, libby libtard! You might actually have to go get a job! And that's just so terrible you can't handle the truth! If you lazy bags of crap actaully decided you wanted to work fora living, we could get out of this depression faster! But nope, libby the libtard is going to keep being a bump ona log, doing jackall for nobody. What a disgrace.
Complain, complain, complain, it's all you idiots do! Your man Obama has given more handouts than anyone in history with his "stimulus package" and budget-exploding deficits, and yet you still need more! It's always more with you fuckers. More, more more, more. I'm not sure what you expect...eventually the money has to come from somewhere, so until one of you lazy good for nothings invents a machine that makes money come out of your layz azz, your gonna have to get used to WORKING!
GET A JOB!!!
I don't know what a scrap of electoral defeat is. But I do know how to find the toilet.
Fuck you
You are fucking faggot traitor cocksucker and you should be assraped. and your fake "president" Homonigger McCommunist will be impeached when real americans once again conrtol congress. you libs cant steal every election even thoug your experts in political crimes and election fruad. You leftist traitor faggots are so brave when your opposing sarah Palin but when you even see a muslim terrorist you immediatley shit yourselves and offer them some blowjobs. well you can go on sucking terrorist cock but America will replace you with people who know who amercias enemies are and arent afraid to fight them.
Soon you and your criminal and traitorous mob of traitors, kikes, feminazis, islamists and other fucking scum will be forever rn out of washington. at least youstill have a few months to try to destroy our country. but I wont be living on some communal farm getting assfucked by government-employed fascist nigger parasites so maybe you should just shoot yourself because that part of your plan has already failed. fuck you and fuck your closet muslim homo president and fuck your fake "congressmen" and other fraudulently "elected" lib parasites.
It's outrageous that ANYONE would think the teabaggers are racist. It's simply not true. Obviously.
YES WE CAN!! EAT SHIT THAT IS!
Are you a lesbian? Cause you sure as fuck aint no faggot.faggots are men and your one of the least manly freaks the left has. maybe your a really ugly lesbian. that wuld explain why you became a democrat. maybe the next time your dusting cobwebs out of your unused democrat cunt you could thinka bout why everyone hates you and why you cant get laid. YOUR A FUCKING THIEF!! KEEP YOUR FAGGOT/LESBO HANDS OFF MY FUCKING MONEY!!! The commie president somehow made a deal that wont rape every productive amercian and thats really dricing you crazy? that you dont get to fuck over american business? Or is it that people are getting fed up with your faggy politicla correctness bullshit? FAGGOT KIKE CUNT DYKE WHORE NIGGER NIGGER SPIC RAGHEAD GOOK!! Yea thats right I said NIGGER! What the fuck are you gonna do about it you fucking lesbo-man? go cry into your purse? yea why dont you go buy some tampons and shut the fuck up. Bet it pisses you off that everyone thinks you dems are nothing but fags and dykes who cant get laid and who "work" for the goverment? what is it that you "do"? Do you sort out some useless governemnt bullshit forms that determine wheter you are homo enough to get some govermnet money? GOVERMENT "WORK" IS CALLED GOVERMENT WORK BECAUSE ITS NOT REAL WORK!! IF IT WAS REAL FUCKING WORJK SOMEONE WOULD FUCKING PAY YOU TO DO IT! AND BY SOMEONE I DONT MEAN FUCKING MICHAEL MOOR AND GEORGE SOROS!! useless fucking buraucrat faggots all democrats! maybe you should a union so you wont even have to "work" the 7 fucking hours a week you do now! yay for unions! lets all just jerk off to democrat gay porn and smoke doobies and get paid for it too! unions! well when you have destryoed america at least there wont be any unions left and you will ahve to suck President Kenyas cock yourself! then you can turn "Star spangled banner" into "Cum-spangled banner" and sing it with some cock up your keester! Ass-homos for a better america! FUCK YEESSSSS!!!! OHHH PLEASE MR PRESIDENT LET ME LICK YOUR MIGHTY BLACK BALLS CAUSE IM A DEMOCRAT FAGGOT WHO LIKES TO GET ASSFUCKED!! LETS SPEND A TRILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR A SPECIAL COCKSUCKING ROOM IN THE WHITE HOUSE SO I CAN SUCK YOUR COCK EVEN MORE!!! YES WE FUCKING CAN! Fucking usless dem FAGS! Hey answer me this: can I fuckign move to KENYA and get millions of dollars in free govt benefits? if not then the kenyans are racists NAZIS and you are a fucking retard asshole! NAHNAHNAH KENYAN NIGGER NAZIS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK! dem logic right there. Hey maybe if your running out of your special homo medicine you can get the govt to pay for it and maybe you will be less retarded! HERES A NIGGER NEWSFLASH: NO MORE GOVERMENT MONEY FOR YOU FAGGOTS CAUSE WE ARE FUCKING BROKE! THANKS A FUCKING BUNCH DEMS AND YOUR SPECIAL NEEDS NIGGER PRESIDENT! now my kids can spend their lives sucking chinese cock for a living so they can pay your 500K a year goverment pension! The American dream! professional cocksucking for everyone!! FUCKING-A!!!
This joker talks tough, then uses a fake email address. You know, this unmanly liberal might say "boo".
Have a nice fucking day, cunt yeast!
You fucking piss-drinking taint-licking crack-smoking cock-sucking communist pubic lice. You are a vile little brown-noser begging for crumbs from Fuhrer Obama's table. You have betrayed your country for nothing more than the honor of stroking Obama's giant ego. You are despicable. You are shit. I wish you were unconscious in front of me so I could take a shit in your mouth. I wish I was a cop and you were a criminal so I could go Rodney King on your faggot ass. I wish you would leave your mansion just once and visit the inner city so I could watch you getting gangraped by 30 black gangsters in a row. I wish you trained at my gym so I could legally beat you senseless.You are a puny little cunt holding up Obama's cock and giant balls so he can fuck AMerica in the ass. You are the kind of vermin I would never brake for, and I brake for rats. I will cry tears of joy when you and the rest of your corrupt gang are thrown out of Washington. I hope the taste of Obama's cum will keep you from starving when your out of a job in a few weeks. Impeaching Obama will be the greatest moment of my life. And you as Obama's rubberstamp and mouthpiece will be sued by every American worker whose job Obama killed. And no one deserves it more richly than the anti-American atheist AIDS-spreading genital wart that is you.
And then Glenn Beck woke up weeping, at the joy of his wonderful, wonderful dream.