On his show last night, John Stewart announced a new, special segment in response to hysterical claims by the GOP that the President was seeking to divide the nation by reminding us of his leadership role in the operation that led to the capture and death of Osama bin Laden. The segment...
You are aware that the cerebral cortex of the frontal lobe gives us the ability to store and recall events as the occurred, right?
... is classic Stewart at his satirical best. In his rant, he points out:
Republicans, you're annoyed by the arrogance & braggadocio of a wartime president's
political ad. You think he's divisively and unfairly belittling his opponants. I see. I have a question. Are you on crack? Were you alive lo these past 10 years? It seems unseemly for the President to "spike the football". Bush landed on a fucking aircraft carrier with a football-stuffed codpiece. He spiked the football before the game had even started.
Touchdown, Stewart!