His heart is the right kind.
Romney to NBC News: "Changing the heart of the American people may well be what's essential, to improve the lots of the American people."
— @ZekeJMiller via Tweetbot for iOS
That's so quintessential Romney. He was asked about the Aurora shootings, and this is what he spat out. Some nonsense about the heart of the American people not being the right height.
Setting aside the fact this answer is a total non sequitor, what exactly is wrong with the American heart?
Is it that they belong to all those commoners, as so perfectly explained by his friend in the Hamptons?
I don't think the common person is getting it. [M]y college kid, the baby sitters, the nails ladies -- everybody who's got the right to vote -- they don't understand what's going on. I just think if you're lower income -- one, you're not as educated, two, they don't understand how it works, they don't understand how the systems work, they don't understand the impact.
Could that be it? Or is it simply that he hates Americans just as much as
they hate him? Because I can't possibly come up with a rational explanation for that quote. It simply makes zero sense.
Whatever led him to say such a bizarre thing, it makes clear—more than any maliciously edited and spliced quote they try to fabricate about Obama—that it is Romney who wants to fundamentally change what America is about.
His words. Not mine.
4:16 PM PT: From the comments:
Dick Cheney shot a man in the face.
Then Dick Cheney got a heart transplant. Since then, Dick Cheney has not shot anyone in the face. Romney sees a connection