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Hattip Ismay and all of the kossacks who entered.  This is something we do every election year.   The full list is after the orange cloud.

Some you have heard before, most you haven't.  Most are original, others can be found on websites from other progressives.  

These slogans can be made into bumper stickers, T-shirts, signs for rallies, tags for blogs or facebook, or WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO...

If you actually want any of these slogans to be on an item, first Google the slogan to see if someone is already selling what you want.  For original slogans, there are several places on the web you can make your own stuff: Places like,, or

Please let me know which ones you like, or give new ideas in the comments that I will update and display.


Together We Can Build A Medicare-Free Future!


Pharaoh was a Job Creator, so why did GOD side with a Community Organizer?

Mitt Romney thinks HIS tax history deserves more privacy than YOUR vagina.


Keep your Mitts off my college kid's Obamacare!

Hey Mitt, Show us your worth certificate!

GOP = Goodluck Old People

Romneys Tax cuts don't trickle down - they just float offshore

Romney: People like him don't care about people like you

Romney: That guy just gives me the Willards
F@ck the truth - Vote Romney/Ryan

Romney: I invented Obamacare before Obamacare was cool

A Danceyhorse in Every Car Elevator!

Mitt for swiss Banker

Gekko/Galt 2012: Greed Is Good

Romney(R), brought to you by Wall Street

Romney:  It's going to be his money soon anyway.

Romney/Ryan:  Yes, We cOn.

Obama kills terrorists, Mitt kills jobs


Robney/Ryan: Hand Over Your Medicare!

Tax The Poor For Tax Cuts For The Rich - Vote GOP

Where are the tax returns?

Romney/Ryan=More Tax Breaks for Millionaires

Does Romney vote in the Caymans?

Romney:  Kochsucker

Kill Medicare.  Vote Mittens/Ryan.

The Buck Stops In Switzerland

Romney: No plan, No tax returns, No way!

ROMNEY/RYAN 2012 - Let 'you people' eat cake!


Photo ID Mitt's tax returns

Help Mitt pay <1% in taxes. Vote mitt.

Restore aristocracy. Romny-Ryan

Strapping granny to the roof of the car

The country is like a car - If you want to go forward, put it in D.  If you want to go backwards, put it in R(omney)

Outsource Romney


Prevent truth decay

Mitt got rich helping china spy on dissidents

Romneyhood steals from the middle class and gives to the rich

"I don't care about the very poor"-Mitt Romney

Romney/Bush:  Same bad ideas, different spoiled rich kid


I'm from Wall Street and I'm here to help.

Hey Mitt:  Corporations aren't people, and dogs aren't luggage!!

Ruh-roh. RomRy? No!

Romney: Doing you doggie style

Mitt: Another billionaire who paid no taxes

We work and pay taxes so Mitt doesn't have to

Mitt's a twit

Bin Laden is dead, Auto industry is alive

Romney: A guy with that much to hide ought to be invisible

Romney=Bush III


Romney stands for nothing

Guys like this don't help people like us

Believe in greed

Mitt doesn't just happen

If corporations are people, then the Mitt is a serial killer

DON'T make America Mitt's new dog!

Romney's Plan:  WE pay higher taxes so HE can pay less

Made his money by outsourcing jobs and raiding pensions

No Medicare; No Pell Grants; but another Tax Cut for the Rich.  
Vote Romney-Ryan 2012

Vote Romney:  F**k GM


Why should we be taxed more so they can pay even less?

Austerity for you, more breaks for them.  RR 2012

Romney-Ryan:  Because things can get soo much worse.

Return to the great days of W:  Vote R-money

Screw "you people".  Vote Mitt.


Vote Mitt, because all scary brown people should be asked for their papers.

Tired of presidents with conviction?  Vote Mitt.

Ayn Rand: Jesus was "weak" & caring for the poor "immoral". NOW do you understand these guys?  

Romney/Ryan supports green policie$ -- for the 1%.

Romney: Putting the CON in eCONomy


Dogs for Obama - we ride inside

I'd rather Romney fail now than later! Vote Obama.

Social Security is an earned benefit NOT an entitlement!

Romney = Citizens United
Obama = United citizens

Romney: Standing strong for/against everything

Vote for me or I'll cut your hair too.

If you think "Illegals" are taking our jobs, then why do you support a "pioneer outsourcer" for president?

THEIR tax cuts are more important than YOUR grandmas

RR:  We'll tell you our platform on 1/20/2013.
Heh heh.

Romney delivers Medicare to the Caymans

Restoring Royalty to America

We're buying the government. We'll buy you next.


RRx Couponcare

R & R for the 1% - Slavery for the rest

"I Got Mine" is not a national economic plan!

Bain and Pain

Hands Off My Obamacare!

Jesus said feed the poor and heal the sick, NOT bleed the poor to feed the rich!

Stop the GOP War on Voting!

Vote GOP:  Because blocking EVERY jobs bill to stop our recovery is a winning strategy.

People who can't afford health care should die or go broke trying.  Romney 2012.

Romney:  Obama is the most "Dangerous" president in America.  
U know who else thinks so?   Al Qaeda!


Next year, when the IRS asks for your tax returns, just moon them and tell them you've shown them enough.

China: We <3 Romney's "Job Creation"

Romney: "Corporations are people"

Photobucket We paid $70,000+ for WHAT?!?

Name me one GOP president who has cut spending or the deficit...

Lying Sack of Mitt


7:05 AM PT: Some new ones from comments:

Romney Fired Your Dad

Romney: First Republic Steel, then the USA

Ryan, Romney's mudflap

The wealthy want us poor and powerless.
Don't vote against our own self interest.

THE BIG LIE / 2012

Yes we Cayman


Obamacare vs. Vouchercare

You pay taxes so we don't have to.

Romney/Ryan: Obey Your Superiors!

Romney/Ryan: The Power of Crass Commands You!

Mitt Romney '12: Berlusconi without the sex and alcohol!

Romney '12- Bully for America!

Photobucket Romney's "job creation" plan
Mitt - I usually fake laugh right before I lie

Romney 2012: Because $200 Million Just Isn't Enough.

Romney and Ryan:  Inhuman and Inhumane

RomneyHood: Straight Outta Cranbrook


Romney said he will cut the NEA:  I guess ballet is only for horses

Romney: Because Scrooge Was a Rookie.

Run government like a Bain business: Cash out and drive it into bankruptcy

Fifty Shades of White

We whine harder

Mitt Romney has friends who own what you do

Memo to Paul Ryan: Ayn Rand or Jesus, pick one.


My way: No highway

No voting for you!

Mitt the Twit & Lyin' Ryan 2012


Romney/Ryan: Only you little people pay taxes


Romney/Ryan: Because Social Darwinism is Back in Style

The more you know
The less you like

Rmoney/Ryan Road To Ruin

Romney: The Great White Dope

Corporations Are My Friends, You People

Obama cares, Romney scares



8:01 AM PT: Hey Girl slogans for the big eared sexpot Paul Ryan:

Hey girl, I hope you're middle class because I'm totally ready to screw you.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, got birth control? Not for long.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, choose me, lose choice.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey Girl You'll love my choices for your body
xoxo Paul Ryan

Hey Girl, lets get rid of Social Security!
xo Paul Ryan

 "Hey girl, you don't need Medicare for that hip replacement. You just need one of my hugs."
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, you look so cute when you're losing your reproductive rights.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, you know what makes me swoon? Tax cuts for millionaires.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, I know I'm only 42, but my ideas on women's rights are over 500 years old.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, I would have voted for the Fair Pay Act, but Lilly Ledbetter? I hardly know her!
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, don't let the personhood issue get you down. You still get to choose what to make for dinner tonight.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, I'm pro-life. But not necessarily yours.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, let's get rid of Medicare!
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, admit it, vouchers are sexy.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, I LOVE your body, I just don't trust you with it.
xoxo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, let's get rid of granny so we can be alone.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey girl, you're pretty fine but fertilized eggs should have more rights than you.
xo Paul Ryan

Hey Girl, I'm the last choice you'll ever be allowed to make.
xo Paul Ryan

LAST GIFT:  Commenter gave me a gif of an anagram of MITT ROMNEY AND PAUL RYAN.  Wow:


Mon Aug 20, 2012 at  8:19 PM PT: new one added for today:


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