Totally unfucking believable
"In my past experience when we got into these situations — especially after 9/11 — we were always there, locked and loaded, ready to go on 9/11," Cheney told Fox News ChannelLocked and ready to go with my pet goat?
Locked and loaded?
Full of bullshit perhaps.
Who could have foreseen??
Presidential daily briefings anyone?
Especially after, like you were even remotely ready before.
It's always after whilst hiding in an undisclosed location.