Today all the right wing reaction to the Duck Dynasty kerfluffle that you can stomach. For the safety of your stomach, it's all below the splash of spilled orange duck sauce.
Former MA Republican Sen. Scott Brown actually did encounter armed protesters when he attended a fundraiser in New Hampshire.
Right wing pundit Peggy Noonan hates flying. Don't we all. But she flies first class because we're all disease-ridden, filthy poor people. Or something.
Glenn Beck: NJ Gov. Chris Christie is a big, fat nightmare. No, Glenn, tell us how you really feel?
Florida Gov. Rick Scott is so gung-ho about pushing his ALEC-inspired, draconian, far-right agenda that he personally is getting blamed for the deaths of 40 kids in his state. This is more psychotically crazy.
Georgia US Senate candidate Rep. Jack Kingston wants us to believe that his comments about poor kids sweeping the floors for their lunch wasn't targeted at a specific income group.
Ohio survivalist used the store he owned in a mall as his weapons cache.
WTF? Buzzfeed declares Paul Ryan a champion of the poor. Face meet palm.
Duck Dynasty guy is racist and ignorant, too. I'm sure you're surprised. He said that black people were happy before civil rights times.
As promised, all the Duck Dynasty reactions from the RWNJs that you can stomach:
And, finally, some well-reasoned, lengthy analysis of the Duck Dynasty kerfluffle and what it says about our media. I put it last cuz you're not going to read it anyway.