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Republicans discovered the cause of uterine cancer, cervical cancer, AIDS and a host of other issues dealing with and in a woman's private areah.

This needs screaming headlines!  Wall to wall coverage on CNN and FoxNews!
 (no MSNBC because slutty feminazis don't need to know this or be saved)

Republicans discover the cause of uterine cancer, cervical cancer, and AIDS

This news is only for upright, Godly, conservative women, no sex before marriage, straight, monogamous marriage marriage.

They probably don't even enjoy sex.  They aren't sluts after all!  (only libbberul wyminz are teh demon slutz)

Republicans discover the cause of uterine cancer, cervical cancer, and AIDS! ! !

But Minnesota House candidate Bob Frey (R) [and son] may have slipped up, or not gotten the memo or something. Yes he said it about gay AIDs, as opposed to straight AIDs, not thinking that we could discern the information bestowed there in.  BUT WE DID!

[W]hen questioned about his position on social issues, [Minnesota House candidate Bob Frey (R)] added that it “does certainly need to be addressed for what it is. It’s not about the gay agenda but about the science and the financial impact of that agenda. It’s more about sodomy than about pigeonholing a lifestyle.”

Frey then explained his view: “When you have egg and sperm that meet in conception, there’s an enzyme in the front that burns through the egg. The enzyme burns through so the DNA can enter the egg. If the sperm is deposited anally, it's the enzyme that causes the immune system to fail. That’s why the term is AIDS – acquired immunodeficiency syndrome.” - MinnPost

O!!! M!!! G!!!!

Why hasn't teh news media or the scientific community picked up on this?  

Years and years, tons of research and trillions of tax dollars wasted when we should have just asked a Republican (Ronald Reagan not withstanding).  Specifically super duper scientist with a double secret PhD.  or maybe an MD, it could even be a MD PhD. (It's so secret we don't know!) Bob Frey.

He knows what causes AIDs in gay men.

The implications for straight women are enormous.  If unfulfilled enzymized sperm, go rogue, act like a weaponized disease  (or an out of control missile and no James Earl Jones to turn a key, push a button and tell the person he was never there), and  causes AIDs in gay men, it only follows it does the same to straight women.

Because even Super Duper Double Secret PhD/MD scientist Bob Frey knows* that in straight, for procreation only sex, sperm doesn't always meet egg.

That's why there are basal thermometers - because human persons  don't have a rutting season (we aren't animals, silly) - to help us figure out when the time is right for ovulation.  The sex act is basically a blind date where sperm have a good chance of getting stood up.  A basal thermometer just writes the appointment in a day planner.  Still no absolute guarantee the diva will show.

So what happens to all those heartbroken unfulfilled enzymized sperm?  According to Dr. Bob Frey they act like hooligans whose soccer team has lost, at least in the colon. And another eminent Republican scientist, Todd Akin provides us with the answer to what happens in the bodies of women.  Since a woman's body knows that this isn't rape it won't be shutting anything down.  So all those little unfulfilled enzymized sperm hooligans start destroying the vagina and uterus too.  (vicious little narcissists - they make piranhas look like gold fish)

tsk, tsk, tsk

I think I can understand now the determination of the Republicans to keep women from having sex (abstinence/procreation only) or enjoying it (if you want to have fun read a book or go to a movie).  It's all about our lives and health.

I see that now!

If a woman has straight sex in a limited, for procreation only way, she limits her exposure to the ultimately deadly TSE (Terrorist Sperm Ejaculate) .  Her lack of enjoyment in sex keeps her from wanting it all the time and exposing herself to the unnecessary risk of her vagina looking like the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.

The devastation doesn't happen all at once.  No, it's like radiation exposure,  the damage is cumulative.

I get it!

The information that pregnancy crisis centers were giving about the overwhelming failure rate of barrier methods (condoms, diaphragms, etc.) wasn't false at all.  We thought they were lying to women, but they were using their Republican scientist sex knowledge that we didn't have.  I mean if TSE can devastate flesh, it'll/they will eat through latex in short order.  And then angrier than a wasp trying to get out of a closed window move on to a woman's body.

It's actually worse than radiation exposure because at least that is stopped by a lead apron.

This is also why they are so against hormonal contraceptives.  It just pisses the tadpoles off.

Spermacides?  What do you think it is?  The Magnificent Seven?

Really the only way for a straight woman to avoid  a Sand Creek Massacre level of exposure to the little swimming thugs delivering uterine/cervical cancer and AIDs is to STOP HAVING SEX.

Because even in straight sex** the sperm is all dressed up with no place to go.  And according to these GOP politicians, whose only claim to being scientists are that they slept at a Holiday Inn last night, is that it will anger the tads so much that they will go medieval on your insides.


The risk to a woman's health, even straight and married is just too great. (Like cigarettes, men's penises should have a cancer warning label on the side!)

Unless you're the slutty, risky life style, enjoying sex, libbbbbberul woman.  Because remember, even if your married, and/or in a monogamous relationship, it won't save you.  AIDs happens because THE SPERM is not happy.  All hail THE SPERM! The wages of sin (or just women enjoying sex) is death.

No sex = no sperm = no AIDS or certain types of cancer and who knows what else.

Except if you are a lesbian, then carry on.


* not a factual statement

warning: graphic images in "The Night Chicago Died"
I like the fan video for Big Data's "Dangerous" better than the official video

h/t Hunter

** not even going to think about what dangers you are exposing your mouth to with oral sex

Sun Jul 13, 2014 at 11:56 AM PT:
  I changed the title from "No sex tonight honey, you'll give me cancer" to "Dejected, unfulfilled sperm causes AIDs and Cancer" due to a comment by Empower Ink.  It got me thinking,  I don't want anyone to think I am making light of STDs that do cause cancer.

Mon Jul 14, 2014 at  8:40 AM PT: Bob Frey's (R) Democratic opponent is  Matthew  Gieseke here's his  donation page.  Think of all the poor unsuspecting vaginas, uteri and colons out there and give freely.

Thanks Keith Pickering

Originally posted to Clytemnestra on Sun Jul 13, 2014 at 09:51 AM PDT.

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