BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk)
Sometimes reading reviews is worthwhile. They can give you a good idea of whether or not a product or service is going to provide the satisfaction you hope for. Amazon carries an amazing amount of products for sale on-line, and they provide reviews written by customers for every product they sell, so that you know if that product is what you want, going to work properly, and worth your money.
And sometimes the product genders unexpected responses.
My Parents Open Carry, a book written to help ease parents fears and problems in teaching their children about why they feel it necessary to openly carry a gun. In fact the reviews were so unusual that they generated a diary
Then came another product: Veet for Men, and again, the reviews were noteworthy enough to be written up in another diary by yours truly.
Well, Amazon has done it again. The product this time is something quite special. A pen just for women.
And just how was this product viewed by people who wrote the customer reviews? Step right on past the orange doodle to find out.
This time Amazon is selling the BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk) for $10.14. This is a pen specifically designed to fit a woman's hand, and has a slim, elegant design...just for her. Oh, and comes in pastel colors....just for her!
Doesn't that seem just so special? I mean a pen...for women!! Finally! Oh, goody...shall we see what the customer reviews had to say:
Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.
Well who wouldn't feel all feminine an' stuff? Finally being able to use a pen meant just for us ladies.
Some customers seem a little confused as to their use:
We are frantically waiting for the plus or minus sign to appear, but ... nothing. My wife peed on all sixteen of them and none seem to work. Worst pregnancy tests EVER!
But hey..maybe the entire package was a dud. I wonder if returning the ..er..used pens will get them a new package that works and will give them the happy news they desire.
And then there are the customers who fail to read the fine print:
i used one of these pens by mistake, thinking i was reaching for my "BIC Xtreme Pagemaster 9000". i was only going to write a quick note to the wife and leave it on the fridge but what followed was the most sensitive, heartfelt letter to my dead gerbil (whom i hadn't thought of in thirty years) that i could have imagined. unending torrents of emotion poured out of me, and when it stopped i was in a ball on the kitchen floor, crying my eyes out. there's no way a man should be allowed around these pens. we're just not wired to withstand all those...feelings.
p.s.: still miss you, Sir Nibbles-A-Lot..
They're for wimmins..you dolt!
Well, much as I'd like to show you ALL the wonderful reviews, there just isn't enough space and apparently there's sum dum rules about quoting too much, so you'll just have to go read them for yourself.