I'm a good-looking dickhead.
The Californian Calleguas Municipal Water District had to spend $22,000 to hire a private detective in order to bust another private eye—Tom Selleck. You might know Tom Selleck as the
NRA's low-rent version of Charlton Heston. Maybe you know him as the actor that
turned down the Indiana Jones part in
Raiders of the Lost Ark. Maybe you just know him as a selfish rich guy that probably
steals water during a drought.
The Calleguas Municipal Water District said in a complaint filed Monday in Ventura County Superior Court that on more than a dozen occasions since 2013, a white truck filled up at a Thousand Oaks hydrant and hauled the water to Selleck’s 60-acre ranch in Westlake Village.
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Before filing the complaint, the water district tried to get Selleck to halt the unlawful water deliveries. In November 2013, Calleguas sent cease-and-desist letters to both Selleck’s home and an Avenue of the Stars address that’s linked to the property, according to court papers.
As recently as March 2015, the water truck was spotted filling up at the same hydrant and delivering water to Selleck’s estate on four separate days, according to the complaint.
There's a drought going on in California and residents have been asked to cut back 25% on water usage. Tom bought 60 acres so that he could have guns and be an island but no man is an island, Tom.
Fri Jul 10, 2015 at 10:49 AM PT: ABC News has reported that Selleck has reached a tentative agreement. No word yet what that agreement entails but I'm sure it includes signed copies of "Three Men and a Baby" dvds.