Just when I think my favorite, bad ass, red state, feminist, resistance group THE BETSY RIOT couldn’t get any fucking cooler, they do something so fucking over the top I’m speechless. On Friday and Saturday they took their game to the freaking National NRA convention NRAAM in Atlanta. They came by truck and by plane and they trolled the gun nuts and rallied the resistors. It was glorious. Perhaps more glorious than their actions, is their blasphemous, sacriclicious prose:
In late April of 2017, a pussy-grabbing fascist megalomaniac traveled to Atlanta, Georgia, to speak to the brownshirts at the NRA Annual Meeting, that organization having gotten the piece of shit elected leader of the Free World™ (with a little help from their mutual friends in Moscow) and finally calling in a little reacharound.
Hundreds of shartsnuffling chodes wandered the grounds in their NRA lanyards, wrists sore from all the barrel-stroking, when what to their douchey besunglassed eyes did appear but Betsy buzzing from far and from near.
If you haven’t heard of the Betsy Riot, read up NOW. They are fucking wicked. I blogged here about a riot of Iowa Betsies taking on Steve King in Iowa. And my favorite Betsies are my home state Nebraska Betsies who never fail to take it to our own Lex Luthor Governor (Pro-Death Pete Ricketts), last week in handmaid Betsy fashion.
Follow them on twitter, facebook, and youtube. And you know, if you’re so inclined, you too can be a Betsy.