HCR: Democrats, time to act like Republicans

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Tuesday September 29, 2009 · 4:55 PM PDT

2009/09/29 · 16:55

I'm not a political junkie, but as one of your friendly neighbour from up north, I try to follow the general political atmosphere of my "Etats-Uniens" neighbours from the heights of one of those Jules Verne's balloons: I don't necessarily see all the details, but I have at least a macroscopic view of what's going on.

It's mind-blowing to me the length your representatives will go to deny more than half of your population this very basic necessity: To receive medical care, when needed, at a price that will keep you and your family not on the verge of bankruptcy, but as productive members of society.

But then, I decided to look at these pages.

Deltones

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Thursday July 03, 2008 · 7:20 PM PDT

2008/07/03 · 19:20

Ladies and Gentlemen, with all of these talks of moving to the center, I just had to do my part and contribute in a serious and pretty academic way to the debate. As you know, I have this incredible talent for drawing incredibly detailed pictures for honored publications like Weakling World News and Batchannel Enquirer. They contacted me for an article they want to publish on the fabled "Center" for the November Election Edition of their respective publication.

I have to admit that this is probably my most breathtaking and technically perfect entry inspired by that vision of "The Center".

So for you, dear Kos readers, I offer a preview of my article called:

Moving To The Center. An Illustrated Guide.

Deltones

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Friday May 09, 2008 · 12:30 PM PDT

2008/05/09 · 12:30

Kamikaze. After the flurry of activities going this week in the Clinton camp, that's the only word that comes to my mind. The unfortunate thing is, while her campaign is mortally hit and can't fly true anymore, she made the decision to crash her Zero into the Democratic fleet instead of the Republican one. And should the whole fleet go down under in November, the dishonor will be hers, and hers alone.

Ok, red-faced Bill too.

Deltones

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Sunday April 13, 2008 · 10:27 AM PDT

2008/04/13 · 10:27

First, I'll preview this entry by saying that I will view the term "Elitist" as striving to reach higher grounds, and not the definition based on the American Heritage Dictionary, like stated by wmtriallawyer in his diary.

Elitist? I mean, it seems to me that this is a talking point that could be so easy to destroy. I know, I know... Brains and talking about reality seems to be regarded with suspicion and supposedly don't represent the values of real hardworking Americans. And of course, orange juice might as well be an unreachable nectar of Ambrosia for the everyday man of middle America, hell even for every Americans in the United States of America. There is indeed nothing more American than Juan Valdez, and it's well known that Florida's orange trees were planted by Sunkist Communists.

Edit: First sentence was horribly constructed. I made a minor change.

Deltones

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Sunday March 23, 2008 · 9:18 AM PDT

2008/03/23 · 09:18

I was inspired by this week's Sunday Talk pictures of chicks (hmmmm, chicks) and McCain. This diary is light in substance, fluffy in nature, and it tastes like chocolate chicken. Exactly how I like my Sunday mornings.

What I wrote below was a satirical speech I did for one of my Toastmasters project around last Christmas. I adapted it for today's holiday of course. Enjoy.

Deltones

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Saturday March 01, 2008 · 10:15 AM PST

2008/03/01 · 10:15

Well well. Looks like narcissism is the theme of the week. Now, hold on a second while I comb my hair just right.

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Ooookay, all done. Don't want to have anything out of place while you're reading this.

Deltones

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Friday February 15, 2008 · 4:07 PM PST

2008/02/15 · 16:07

Yes, I truly believe that George Romero is the mastermind behind the last two decades. What the hell are you talking about Deltones, you say? Well, go grab yourself a tub of popcorn, and follow me below the zombie fold.

Deltones

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Tuesday February 12, 2008 · 8:31 PM PST

2008/02/12 · 20:31

Congratulations, you're almost there USA, one House short of totally screwing yourself to oblivion with that FISA business. As your friendly neighbor from up north, I am so happy. Yes Siree Bob.

To know that when I get out of my igloo, jump start my caribou and gallop to my nearest telephone pole, the wonderful deep-fried hockey puck recipe I want to share with a friend in the States will be monitored by some freaking spook who has no fucking clue what "gardien de but" means makes me channel Joss Whedon.

Numfar, do the Dance Of Swill !

Deltones

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Tuesday February 05, 2008 · 4:09 PM PST

2008/02/05 · 16:09

Granny Doc wrote a very interesting diary on the Elvisization of opinions: Opinion is King baby. Yeah, thank you, thank you very much.

While I agree in large part with the essay, I couldn't help but be reminded of a common theme that always comes back to hunt Democrats, especially on election cycles.

And that theme is of course an entity that can barely be named, a force so vile that the mere contact with its corrupting power causes utter destruction of moral fibers in the heartland. I'm about to reveal the identity of that entity (Now that was a mouthful), so in the name of all that is holy, hide your pooties and children away, because that entity is...

Deltones

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Sunday February 03, 2008 · 12:20 AM PST

2008/02/03 · 00:20

Hi, this is your friendly neighbor from up north speaking. That new-fangled dairy mechanism finally activated in my account, and cow almighty, it's good to finally get out of my igloo. Diary, not dairy you say? Who cares, it's all filled with Vitamin Me anyway.

First things first. Like one wise Kos member once famously said: "Never trust any UID over 20,000". Then let it be known that I am UID 148601, but all numbers added gives me a UID of 20, so I'm a thousand times more trustable than you, Mister or Miss UID 20,000. What do you say to that huh?

Or you could all hide your pooties and children away, just in case.

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HCR: Democrats, time to act like Republicans

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brain, Brain, CELL, BRAAAIINNNS!!!

Stop serving Swill

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