And no, I don't mean 'Republican'. I mean the other kind of Red. You know, the BAD kind. Sure, we all remember Northern Exposure, with it's vision of Alaskans as fiercely independent, yet lovable citizens. Unfortunately, the truth isn't quite so pleasant. The REAL Alaska doesn't come with a laugh track.
Like it's elitist cousin, Hawaii, Alaska thinks it's too good to share a border with any of its sister states, but not even Hawaii hates our freedom enough to snuggle up to a province. Alaska, I'm sorry to say, has done just that. And not just any province either. Alaska, of its own free will, has chosen to border on a province of the Socialist Republic of Canada. You may have heard of Canada. That's the country that's been plotting with our own liberal traitors to create a Pan-American Highway, which they will use to transport tanks, troops, etc, directly into our Heartland, and from there conquer the entire USA and force socialized medicine on our innocent children. That, my friends, is the country, the ONLY country Alaska wants as a neighbor.
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