Well, the Republicans are set to go at it tonight, and it's time to come up with some drinking games to accompany the conservative follies. Here are some ideas to liven up your debate watching.
For each of the games, take a drink whenever:
A candidate denies or casts doubt on climate change
A candidate scaremongers on Iran
A candidate invokes Ronald Reagan
A candidate yells "You're fired!" at Trump
Jeb Bush tries to distance himself from his brother
Mike Huckabee asserts America is a "Christian nation"
Scott Walker bashes unions
Ben Carson acts like he has a chance of being elected
Marco Rubio promises a tougher stance on Cuba
The camera leers at Megyn Kelly
Advanced Games (Warning: Diarist accepts no responsibility if you die of alcohol poisoning while trying these)
Take a drink whenever:
Donald Trumps acts like a jackass
Chris Christie yells
Any candidate invokes his "Christian" faith