I know I’ve been gone from Daily Kos for a LOOOOOONG TIME (in the intervening married, got married and had a daughter, who is now 1), but I couldn’t stay away from politics this season.
Ted Cruz is not a nice person. He’s got some really sick positions, and nobody likes him. Yet the GOP establishment seems to be coalescing around him to stop Donald Trump! But there’s one thing about him that most Americans on Twitter are familiar with, but most Americans over 45 know nothing about: Ted Cruz may well be the Zodiac Killer.
As you may remember if you’ve been here for a while (2006-2010), I love to troll, and I figured something needed to be done about it. So I went ahead and created the To Eliminate Doubt: Committee to Reveal the Unknown Zodiac Killer SuperPAC.
Sadly, ActBlue, many of whose staffers live in California and might be scared of getting murdered, was unwilling to host my fundraising page, so it took a while to set up using PayPal (which required some work-arounds to collect the FEC information. But it’s finally here.
If you could head tedcruzkiller.org and donate a few bucks, I believe that together, we can make America free from serial killers again!