In the past week or so, we've seen several important -- and really shocking -- instances of the Press doing real, tough journalism.
They've asked Scotty the tough questions. They've gotten Scotty to back off the Newsweek story. They've published the Downing St. memo. They've uncovered a rare-coin scam in Ohio.
Well, this has got to stop.
The mainstream media only has a limited capability to do actual reporting, and with a Supreme Court opening coming up, the 2006 elections and the situation in Iraq, they will quickly spend all their journalistic capital.
As a solution, I propose a moratorium on real journalism, and offer the following stories to be followed.
Attention Mainstream Media:
Please cease and desist all current reporting and begin doing your "hard work" on the following:
- Carrie Underwood: Look At That Hair!
- Hangnails: America's Hidden Killer
- Virgin Mary Appears on Toast: A Follow-up
- How Much Wood Can a Woodchuck Chuck if a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
Can we get
Paula Zahn on this ASAP?