Tired of a president who can't even ACT presidential, and a vice president with zero charisma? Well it's never to easy to start thinking about
better choices. Building on my
previous poll, I present to you seven potential tickets for 2008. Which one's vice president? You decide. Vote and be heard!
This ticket's all man.
Morgan Freeman has more gravitas in his little toe than most of the others in this poll. He's got that snappy wit and air of authority down pat. But those politicians still won't know when to quit... and that's when
Gene Hackman hands them their ass on a plate.
James Garner and Jack Lemmon: Old men have often held the office of President, but it'd be nice if they had some personality for a change.
Michael Douglas and Martin Sheen. Why? Because.
Kevin Kline and Geena Davis... the White House will never look better.
Jimmy Smits and Alan Alda (or is it Alan Alda). Why? Because.
Christopher Walken... the speeches alone would make it worth it. But who can match the heat of his psychotically intense presence? James Fuckin' Woods, that's who.
MacGuyver can do just about anything with five feet of wire and a car battery. But with a Swiss Army Knife, he can rule the world. Plus he's got a mullet!