Chris Christie talks about being Donald Trump’s “friend” for 14 years. And it’s true! Why, he stood behind Trump as the nominee made fat jokes about him and mocked him for being an absentee governor. He fetched him his McDonalds. Yet like the Boss, that love was unrequited.
Therefore, he won’t talk about Trump. No, he’s got nothing to say there. I mean, his judgement is shit, right? He chose some other asshole instead of him for veep! So instead, let’s “indict” Hillary Clinton as the crowd chants “lock her up”, this year’s version of the purple bandaids.