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Well, now it’s May 10th.
Isn’t this the day when Eastern Orthodox Russians would be celebrating May 9th? Or is it that May 9th was Eastern Orthodox V-E Day, which was May 8th elsewhere?
No point in trying to puzzle it out, I guess. Because Putin will probably just try to kill you while you’re thinking.
Anyway, I’m all by my lonesome today. Joan McCarter is the middle of her relocation process today. And you know what? You don’t hear her complaining about it, like that snowflake Alito! And he’s probably not even actually relocating! What a loser!
Seriously. Right? OK! So, uh… we need to do another hour and 56 minutes on this, if we can stretch it out a little bit.
Just kidding! We screwed up and ignored about half the news yesterday, so there’s plenty of material to go with. But we are fresh out of stuff on Steven Seagal and his weird Italian fetish. Sorry, Seagal fans!
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