Dear GOP/Tea Party brethren--
Just thrilled that your anti-mosque crusade seems to be going so well! You must be so proud and excited about your prospects in the upcoming midterms! As an observer, I'm thinking something's missing; what about some catchy slogans, something bumperstickery, with a nice retro/ baby boomer cultural reference?
I've got it! Remember the old Trix cereal commercials? You know, "Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!" Wouldn't it be fun to do a 2010 version? Let's try!
How about:
Silly Muslims, religious rights are for Christians!
Or maybe:
Silly Latinos, the Constitution is for white people!
Or how about:
Silly gays (you could go with the synonym that rhymes with rabbit, might be kind of edgy) marriage is for straight folks!
Oh I know!
Silly liberals, free speech is for corporations!
One more:
Silly black folks (could go with Dr Laura's favorite rant word, not recommended) the race card is for Fox!
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