I present to you an entirely useless yet fun activity to spice up an otherwise depressing political blogging experience. It won't impeach the president, but what the hell...
A lot of people on the right have been draping themselves and their goddamn policies in Old Glory in an effort cover themselves and their glaringly ridiculous ignorance and malevolence. And spite. And small penises. And...
Anyway, I've decided that it's time for a new take on an old tradition. I will call it... "Capture the American Flag!"
For my first capture, behold Powerline. Yes, those fucktards over at Powerline have an animated American Flag gif on their blog. It looks like shit and is an embarrassment to our country as you can see here:
Anyway, that's how you play the game. You rescue the lame-ass excuses for patriotic banners on right-wing sites by copying and posting them on your thoroughly left-wing blog, thus saving the Red, White, and Blue from wingnut humiliation.
Also, to those Powerline fuckers: The flag is ours, now. Eat it, bitches.