Season of the Mitt

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Friday October 19, 2012 · 1:27 PM PDT

2012/10/19 · 13:27

Apologies if this violates the rules of the Diary Police, but here's a parody of Donovan's Season of the Witch that I sent to Jimmy Fallon to sing on his show:

Season of the Mitt

When I look out my window
Many Mitts to be
When I roll down my plane window
So many different Romneys to be
And I'm strange, so strange
You've got to pick up every SWITCH
My tax cuts only help the rich
But then my tax cuts don't help the rich
Mm, must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt, yeah
Must be the season of the Mitt

When I look over my taxes
What do you think I see ?
Nobody else looking over
any taxes from me

And Bain, sure caused some pain
You've got to pick up every SWITCH
I don't care about 47 percent
But then I care about the 47 percent
Oh no, must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt yeah
Must be the season of the Mitt

Where'd the old Mitt go? I don't know.

You've got to pick up every SWITCH
Koch brothers treat me like their bitch
Paul Ryan lies without a flinch
Oh no, must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt

When my dog looks at a car window
What do you think he see's?
His own feces running down the window
That seems normal to me

But I'm strange, rich and insane,
You've got to pick up every switch
I don't think millionaires are rich
Flip flopping on issues is my niche
Oh no, must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt!

Palin Bombs On SNL

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Saturday October 18, 2008 · 8:46 PM PDT

2008/10/18 · 20:46

WOW, Palin just BOMBED on SNL.

I thought she would at least get one or two laughs, or maybe some applause here and there.

No laughs. Zero. She looked pissed off the entire time. Yikes!

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Wednesday October 15, 2008 · 9:06 PM PDT

2008/10/15 · 21:06

As we saw in Wednesday night's debate, McCain wanted to prolong a conversation about character issues and other distractions rather than talk about how he would fix the economy, health care, etc.

You wanna fight on character, McCain/Palin, let's do it!

(I know there have been plenty of diaries on this topic, I'm just adding my 2 cents... which in this economy is now worth even less)

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Saturday October 04, 2008 · 9:25 AM PDT

2008/10/04 · 09:25

The ability to wink at a camera and sound like a complete idiot are NOT reasons to vote for someone.

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Thursday October 02, 2008 · 9:27 PM PDT

2008/10/02 · 21:27

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR OBAMA/BIDEN
ANOTHER FAILED TEST FOR PALIN

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Saturday September 27, 2008 · 12:55 PM PDT

2008/09/27 · 12:55

Just who is McCain angry at?

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Thursday September 25, 2008 · 12:12 PM PDT

2008/09/25 · 12:12

Economy: CRISIS

McCain: PANIC

Obama: Cool, calm and collected

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Wednesday September 24, 2008 · 10:49 AM PDT

2008/09/24 · 10:49

Democrats vote their minds.
Republicans vote their gut (or for whomever their religious leader tells them to vote for).
But what about Independents?
My advice to them: Vote Your Wallet!

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Sunday September 21, 2008 · 9:42 PM PDT

2008/09/21 · 21:42

Forget about the economy (as I'm afraid most Americans will in about 10 days)... the real issue in this election is the intelligence of the voters.

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Friday September 19, 2008 · 11:35 AM PDT

2008/09/19 · 11:35

I'm wondering: Just what, exactly, is a Republican in 2008? I mean, can anyone lay out how their platform is in line with their "values"? Do they even have a platform anymore? Do they even know what their "values" are at this point? Or did George W. Bush completely destroy the Republican party forever?

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Season of the Mitt

Palin Bombs On SNL

Wanna talk character issues? BRING IT ON!

Sarah Palin: She's NOT Like Us

Why Biden Won Big, and Why Palin Failed Another Test

Old Man Yells at Cloud

Obama: Proven Temperament to Lead in a Crisis

Vote Your Wallet!

It's the Stupidity, Stupid!

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