Cheers and Cheers, West Coast Friendly Edition

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Friday March 02, 2007 · 7:52 AM PST

2007/03/02 · 07:52

DISCLAIMER:

This is not to be confused with Bill in Portland Maine's "Cheers and Jeers," nor with his bestselling book "27 More Uses for a Bananaphone," his hit Discovery Channel show "Good Eats for the Lesbian Biker" and especially not with his breakout film role in "Ben Hur" as "Prothero the Almost Entirely Continent."

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"Don't you mean 'Cheers and Jeers?'"

No, what I mean is "No more jeers."

I've got TMBNFS ... Too Much Bad News Fatigue Syndrome.

I've tried for years now to change the world by staying informed and being involved and I just can't do it this way any longer.

This is not a GBCW C&J, I'm just at a place where I don't think tracking all the negative shit and getting pissed off about it is helping.

I'm not suggesting that I will, or anybody should, give up. I'm just at the point where I think the new-agers, airy-fairies and metaphysicians are on to something. Focusing on how bad things are doesn't work, it just gives more energy to the bad stuff ...

and it's certainly not making me feel any better.

Baldwiny

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Tuesday October 10, 2006 · 11:11 AM PDT

2006/10/10 · 11:11

What If They Steal The Vote?

Of course we've all thought about it.

What if after all the mis-management, all the corruption, all the scandals and all the lies ... what if after Iraq, the lack of supplies for our armed services, the gutting of veterans medical support, the corruption of Halliburton/KBR, the obfuscation and bullshit of the 9/11 commission, Katrina, the trillions of dollars in deficit, the utter and absolute corruption with the revolving door between lobbyists and congress, the new laws written entirely by the industries that would benefit from the new legislation, the denial of global warming ... and I know I'm leaving plenty out ... but here's the what if:

What If They Steal The Vote? Read More

Labor Day (and Birthday) Cheers and Jeers!

Baldwiny

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Monday September 04, 2006 · 8:14 AM PDT

2006/09/04 · 08:14

There will be no confusing this with Bill in Portland Maines "Cheers and Jeers." Really.

What I'd like for my birthday is to tell all my friends how much they mean to me, and for them to tell all their friends and family how much they mean to them.

I'd also like landslide victories in November too enormous for any amount of dirty election tricks to cover up ...

oh ... and world peace.

I had this all planned out. I was going to do a huge, photo filled C&J ... and then they went and changed the image posting rules.

I might burn up my entire months photobucket allotment with this one diary.

Here's what pootie thinks of the new rules:

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Marc Crispin Miller: "Pre-empting November Surprise"

Baldwiny

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Thursday July 20, 2006 · 5:47 PM PDT

2006/07/20 · 17:47

I apologize in advance for my sadly insufficient commentary, but I think this needs wider exposure ... I had not even thought of this possibility.

From The Smirking Chimp:

Mark Crispin Miller: 'How to pre-empt a 'November Surprise'

In a nutshell:

If the GOP should lose the House and/or the Senate on Election Day, they will pick out a handful of the "closest" races--as many as they need to hang on to majority control--and start to scream like hell about ELECTION FRAUD.

This sounds like a classic Rovian maneuver to me.

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Stephen Colbert and the Liberal Media Myth

Baldwiny

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Thursday May 04, 2006 · 2:21 PM PDT

2006/05/04 · 14:21

I have been waiting for an opening like this for some time.

I have many friends. Mostly liberal and progressive. A few conservative and republican ... and a very few acquaintances (and family members) who are blind arch-neo-conniving supporters.

God knows I try to embody my spiritual beliefs while still getting the message out, and this leaves me in a position where I am uncomfortable demanding others see things the way I do. I try to get them to see my way gently, with compassion, and without pushing their panic buttons which make them go on the defensive and no longer able to listen.

The simple fact that the so-called main-stream media has refused to cover Stephen Colbert's speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner utterly and entirely destroys any remote possibility that there is a "Liberal Media."

I totally understand that there are other factors. The "journalists" do not want to upset their corporate masters, and the WH press corp wants to maintain access (although why anyone would want to listen to the endless lies is beyond me), among other reasons. Read More

A Prayer for Karl Rove

Baldwiny

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Saturday June 25, 2005 · 7:51 PM PDT

2005/06/25 · 19:51

I have a few words to say to Karl Rove, but I first must tell you that I am a Zen Progressive. This is both my political, and religious, affiliation ... and yes ... I know that I am the only one.

Mr. Rove,

I wish you only the best.
I want all the things for you that I want for myself.
I want you to be happy, to feel fulfilled, to have a safe and comfortable home life, and to be surrounded by people who care about you.
I want you feel that the work you do benefits all mankind, and that the people you affect are grateful to the extent that they can be.
I want you to feel safe, secure, and supported by the Universe.
I want you to feel love, and to be loved in return.

However ... Read More

FREEP YAHOO!

Baldwiny

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Saturday June 18, 2005 · 5:21 PM PDT

2005/06/18 · 17:21

I have to tell you how much I like the idea of raising awareness of news items by manipulating a service like Yahoo, most of whose execs are rethugs.
(Ok, I don't know this for a fact, but I do know that some of the Yahoo execs are fund raising for Gov. Schwarzenfuckincorporatewhore's unneeded special election.)

I also have to say how nicely surprised I was that many of these stories were already in the "most popular" listing. I pray that middle America and the average conservatives who still think the GOP is good for them are waking up.

Links to news item for freep-age on the jump ... Read More

Cheers and Jeers: Mojo Whore FRIDAY!

Baldwiny

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Friday February 25, 2005 · 8:18 AM PST

2005/02/25 · 08:18

From a STATE OF BLISSFUL IGNORANCE...

As the irregulars know, Bill in Portland Maine is now Bongo Billy in Key West, swilling copious amounts of unfiltered rum and doing his best not to get busted ogling Raoul the towel boy's fine Caribbean ass, so a few of us have offered to fill in while he's away, and I'm up first.

"Why you," you may well ask?

Am I highly qualified? A professional journalist? A trained humorologist?

Hardly.

Again you say, "But why you, Baldwiny?"
Well, it was my idea to have guest hosts, and I figured I'd better put up or shut up. Besides, I don't know when to leave well enough alone.

Of course I cannot hope to rise to Bill's accustomed levels of informedness, snark, or flatulence, but I can try. I hope you all are not too disappointed with my meager efforts.

Bill, thanks for this opportunity, I hope you and Michael are having a great time ... and say hi to Raoul for me.

Cheers and Jeers Mojo Whore Friday begins ... [Pootie!] RIGHTNOW! [Sproing!] Read More

Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture

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Saturday November 27, 2004 · 12:56 PM PST

2004/11/27 · 12:56

I guess this helps explain why these folks vote for Bush ... they'll believe anything.

Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture
by Elroy Willis

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.

Baldwiny

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Thursday November 25, 2004 · 9:27 AM PST

2004/11/25 · 09:27

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From a lovely little shack in the STATE OF CALIFORNIA ...

Apologies to Bill in Portland Maine for jumping in here without asking, but let's face it ... he's taking the day off, and god knows I have the time.

It's an absolutely stunning day in Santa Barbara. It's supposed to reach 68 degrees (don't hate me because I'm warm). The cooked turkey dinner is awaiting pick-up, as is a stack of movies. I have two happy cats, a prepaid long distance card (if I should feel like chatting with anyone), and permission (from myself) to take a nap whenever I like.

On with the show ...

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
-- Orson Welles

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
-- W.C. Fields

"I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap."
-- Bob Hope

"I feel that if a person can't communicate, then the very least he can do is to shut up."
-- Tom Lehrer

Zoinks and Yoinks starts in the Extended Copy section... [Zooof!] RIGHTNOW! [Splange!!] Read More

FOX NEWS Commentary: Fair Elections = Terrorism.

Baldwiny

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Friday November 12, 2004 · 9:44 AM PST

2004/11/12 · 09:44

Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god!

I was just flipping channels yesterday when I caught the tail end of John Gibson's show on FOX.

I have seen what happens when a half-baked, or nonsensical idea cooked up anywhere on the planet gets revved up on the Internet.

I guarantee it will be a matter of days, if not hours, before Al Jazeera is repeating the assertions of my desperate cable colleagues.

Then some dimwit French author will write a book, and it will sell a few million in Arabic.

Then some Marine colonel will lead his men into the next Fallujah and find the damn book in a jihadi terrorist decapitation dungeon -- inspirational reading before sawing off someone's head.

This is how stupid ideas get people killed.

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GOP Wants to End Exit Polls

Baldwiny

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Thursday November 11, 2004 · 11:04 AM PST

2004/11/11 · 11:04

It's like they think we're stupid.

From TVWeek.com, by way of BuzzFlash:

A BUZZFLASH NEWS ANALYSIS

As a BuzzFlash Reader said: "Gee, let's make it REALLY easy to cheat..."

RNC Chairman Ed Gillespie wants to eliminate exit polls because he says they're not accurate, implying that the final vote was unquestionably correct.

GOP Wants News Organizations to Abandon Exit Polls
By Doug Halonen, TVWeek.com

After early exit polls in Tuesday's election inaccurately suggested that Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry would trounce President Bush, Republican National Committee Chairman Ed Gillespie is recommending that major news organizations pull the plug on the prognostications.

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