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Why are so many Wisconsin republicans not from Wisconsin?
If you want Wisconsin voters to give all their attention to an election, don't hold it during football season.
There is a direct correlation between the number of times you've attended a Polish wedding reception and the likelihood you've done something which disqualifies you for higher office.
They came for the colorama, they stayed for the ice fishing.
Three words - Fresh Cheese Curds.
They couldn't find enough native born Sconies to vote for that gosh darn budget recovery bill.
Care to guess what a nonresident combination license will set you back?
Good bratwurst from a local butcher don't travel well.
If your child could be a Wisconsin teacher or firefighter or game warden, would you advise them to be a politician?