A kossack logs in to a diary.
kossack: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The diarist does not respond)
kossack: 'Ello, Miss?
diarist: What do you mean "Miss"?
kossack: I'm sorry, I guessed wrong from your username. I wish to make a complaint!
diarist: I have to go make lunch.
kossack: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this diary what you posted not half an hour ago on this very website.
diarist: Oh yes, the, uh, undeniable Obama progressivism...What's, uh...What's wrong with it?
kossack: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. Lies, that's what's wrong with it!
diarist: No, no, it's uh...it's proof.
kossack: Look, matey, I know lies when I read them, and I'm reading them right now.
diarist: No, no, it's not lies, it's, it's proof. Remarkable list, Politifact made, idn'it, ay? Huge, long list!
kossack: The length don't enter into it. It's lies.
diarist: Nononono, no, no! It's proof!
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