I'm sick of the attacks on poor President Bush over his National Guard service.
What's wrong with you people? Don't you have the slightest idea what it all means? George Bush got into the National Guard and then he made a brave stand. He stood up for his right to use cocaine, at grave personal risk.
Why, don't you know that -- back then -- failing to report for duty could get you sent to Vietnam? Bush stood by his principles, even though doing so might get him sent to 'Nam!
And what was Kerry doing at the time? Futzing around on some small boat with a bunch of guys. Sounds gay....I can't believe this is an issue.