What do you think of Harry Potter? I ask this of you, class of '08, not because I care, but because I want to prepare you for your next job interview. . . and the one after that. . . and the one after that. In fact, you have entered yourselves into the annals of history as one of the dumbest aggregates to come out of any institution of higher education, ever.
Today, NPR's Morning Edition reported the outcry made by members of the Harvard Class of '08 over their commencement speaker, one J.K. Rowling. In the report, the students themselves used phrases like "she is unworthy" of performing such a hallowed task as commencement speaker. That she has been invited to such a thing is a black mark upon our class. If you read further, I will show you the black mark on your class and exactly who put it there.
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