My friends, throughout the campaign, John "McNuggets" McCain has said repeatedly that he knows how to find Osama Bin Laden, and when he is president, he WILL find Osama Bin Laden. My source, who prefers to remain anonymous unless there are copious quantities of bourbon involved, has given me a piece of McCain letterhead with lots of pencil-drawn doodles on it and a hand scrawled list. Above the list is a title: Top 10 Ways to Find Osama Bin Laden.
My assumption is that every time the word "I" or "me" appears, it refers to McCain himself. Here is the list.
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