This week, the Kenyan usurper, B. Hussein Obama, delivered what was billed as his final State of the Union address.
Of course, this assumes that Obama won't cancel the 2016 elections and declare himself "President for Life," which is not necessarily a good bet.
Reading between the lines of his speech, it's quite clear that Obama views the prospect of a natural-born citizen like Donald Trump making America great again as a legitimate threat to his legacy.
And he's right to see things that way.
Under a Trump presidency, international incidents such as this week's (very short-lived) Iranian hostage crisis would no longer be dealt with through so-called "diplomacy," but rather by force.
And, suffice it to say, we'd never, ever lose.
America, fuck yeah!
Morning lineup:
Meet The Press: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D); Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT); Former Florida Gov. Jeb! (R); Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL); Human Rights Lawyer Amal Clooney.
Face the Nation: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D); Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT); Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL); Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R); Roundtable: Michael Gerson (Washington Post), Gerald Seib (Wall Street Journal), Molly Ball (The Atlantic) and Radio Host Tavis Smiley.
This Week: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D); Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT); Raging Narcissist Donald Trump (R); Roundtable: Republican Strategist Kevin Madden, EJ Dionne (Washington Post), Republican Strategist Sara Fagen, Rep. Keith Ellison (D-MN) and Jonathan Karl (ABC News).
Fox News Sunday: Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX); House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI); Roundtable: George Will (Washington Post), Carol Lee (Wall Street Journal), Republican Strategist Karl Rove and Charles Lane (Washington Post).
State of the Union: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D); Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT); Raging Narcissist Donald Trump (R).
Evening lineup:
60 Minutes will feature: a report on economic espionage sponsored by the Chinese government (preview); an interview with Sean Penn about his clandestine meeting with Mexican drug kingpin El Chapo (preview); and, a report on mountain lions living within the city limits of Los Angeles (preview).
Late night shows:
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Monday: Actress Patricia Heaton; Music Producer Quincy Jones; Activist Deray McKesson; Singer Grace.
Tuesday: Actor Charlie Day; Actor Colin Hanks; Singer/Songwriter Margo Price.
Wednesday: NFL Player Brandon Marshall; Journalist Sarah Koenig; DJ Rev. Run.
Thursday: Actor Christian Slater; Actor Josh Radnor; Singer/Songwriter Iggy Pop.
Friday: Singer/Songwriter Steven Tyler; Actress Gaby Hoffman; Singer/Songwriter Lapsley.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Monday: Documentarians Laura Ricciardi & Moira Demos; Tuesday: Singer/Songwriter Jess Glyne; Wednesday: Actor Gael Garcia Bernal; Thursday: Actor Marlon Wayans.