We're approaching the end of the year, so let's do something fun -- let's vote on our favorite hate mails of the year. Today we'll have a call for nominations. I'll start with a couple of classics below the fold. Use the comments to add some of your other favorites. You can use this link to all 36 editions of this feature to help you find your favorites.
I'll pick the best 12 or so, and next week we can vote on the best hate mail of the year. So nominate your favorite.
Like I said, I'll start things off below the fold.
April 18:
After taking a quick look at this blog I have reached several conclusions:
1.) You hate 99% of the American public, which is conservative NOT
nazi. Please understand the difference in worldview!
2.) Most of what you (all) write is outside of the bounds of reality,
so much so that I honestly wonder where you guys (and gals) are taking
your marching orders from: The Communist Internationale maybe?
3.) And lastly, a warning: If ANY of you Leftist wingbats EVER post an
anti-government comment, we will make sure that the FBI, the DHS and
other agencies that keep an eye on evil extremists like yourselves
will "pull the plug" on your online hate-fest.
The Lord Rebuke You! Get a clue, grow a brain and get a life!
It's been eight months, and I still have a hard time understanding the difference between conservatives and nazis.
June 20:
HItler's Son
I believe you are the offspring of
Adolf Hitler and Ms Satan. You dont deserve to live in this country and spout your evil diatribe.
I will predict that your future is getting shorter by the day. My group is supporting an ad
to provide your bio for all to see. I could call you all kinds of names but then I would be no better than you. If I were you I would watch my step. Evil is your middle name. This garbage that you promote only helps prove what an idiot you really are.
I WELCOME YOUR RESPONSE
I never recovered from the shock of learning that I wasn't immortal.
July 4:
I am a member of Mensa International and we had a recent meeting which required we study your show over a three week period and comment on just exactly what we thought. We all agreed your show was quite intertaining. However, the main question was; how can a man with the brain power of a knat and the persistence of a common housefly function on a seemingly higher level. We all concluded that you have a strong almost school girl crush on Obama and when you are on your knees sucking that hard that the high volume of air rushing to your pea like brain causes a temporary increase in intellence, allowing you to function on a higher plane for short periods of time. This is entirely just an opinion, because as Mensa members we rarely have contact with Democrats. We did find it interesting though, that when someone questioned your falling ratings, that you countered with your show had increased in ratings and never mentioned Fox which has been kickin your butt for years, by big numbers. Gee, I wonder who is speaking for the people? Try reporting this; why is it that so called News Reporters never ask Capitol hill why no one reads bills before they sign them? By the by, if Rush Limbaugh is such a bad guy, why does he smoke you on ratings? Most people don't know who you are. This is as it should be.
I wonder if MENSA ever had a special workshop on differentiating between TV and the internet. It can get confusing, even for the mental giants among us. Then maybe they could have a workshop on how you can't ask "Capitol hill" (sic) questions because its a building, and buildings don't talk.
November 14:
Dear Olbermenchs,...
Isn't that funny how, after twelve weeks of doing what you do so well, abet a bit more damp then is healthy, and the making fun of Beck and tea baggers and the plebs and the proletariat and the fools and the idiots and all, how lovely that Marquesa Pollozzo , in the dead of night, like a brigantine from which her family came,-- look it up, yall,-- had fucked you over for her own almost Ombamalalama the cat dancer unstable need of TRIUMPH, triumph! Am I being too Machiavellian in wondering , did they do this so late to avoid those tea baggers who hated this Bill from the first, or to screw over the suckers who approved of it, hence an amendment against abortion which is a Republicans dream! It only took the fairy Queen and the house of Jews to patricianly unleagalize abortion! Now, Passion is catching, and how!, scathing even , and even all the tribunes want something of a victory lap, especially and strangely when unemployment hits double digits, as it has such a Nero building his champagne rooms whilst the people starve quality to it all.
How lovely that for a whole season and some , you and the GE paid apparatchiks,Pinkos who work for a war profiteer, have been made to tar and demean Americans as I have never seen, and which the brilliant Bill, knew in his black little Jesuit heart, was plainly stupid, and yet when, as my Romans who you all hate say ''knife came to shield'', they did what they always do, and backed down again. Oh, who would have seen that coming...?...one little amendment brought a needed seven or eight blue dogs to vote for your unwieldy monstrosity, and now, thanks to the woman Disraeli, taking a bow at midnight, like Batman or Fagin, showing inextricable and perpetual surprise, they now think they run the place, do these azure dogs, and this is jut the beginning of their next reelection campaign, sorry kids.
And abortion , no less! Abortionists creed, abortion's epistles, was all hurled to the ground as Marius warned these types are always willing to do to save themselves. Good God, the closest thing you all come to a sacrament, no less, was so eagerly and easily thrown, hurled, under whatever closest bus there was, as when making omelet...and all of that. What suckers you all are. It couldn't happen to a bunch of better little clerking praetorian, power sucking, fag hag whores, I say, as after damning and deprecating and diminishing and demeaning, as you always do, after reading men's private emails on the air as a quick replacement for entertainment, as all this , well, abortion, that sacred Santorum ... sorry,Sanctorum, was so easily thrown aside, as nothing means nothing to this crowd, especial those things that they preened to be, ha!-, champions of ...oh ho ho..., sweethearts,,,...after you were so debonair to always defending and cutting away, and demeaning and yelling the praises of made up Cantos from this Koran like revealed Knowledge gospel of a bill, so Noble are you all,...heheheh, so sure you all were that it could never be used against the saps the plebs, the dirt, the filth , the people who feared it naturally, as Americans like Rome has never had a socialist as king, again look it up, no not from a beloved government, the one of Sacco and Vanzetti--how many soldiers did they kill?... of wounded knee and Tuskegee experiments, oh no, send in the Jewish clown to make fun of anyone without power, ho, as imperium is grand!, ...The fact that first victims of this Cesarean power play , he also threw the peasants cakes and candies at the poor who knew their place well, , are you.,...that abortion is the first things stuck out by a panel of imperialists always looking over their purple shoulders, censured by the commissariat, that women now cant get abortions even with insurance,oh merceeee! It would make a Jesuit or at easy even a nun laugh so hard. Gee, as the old dagos have known, and it is why they ardent as protected by these slimy praetorians as are niggers and spics, and we all thank god for it, sometimes the empire rolls and chews up your enemies, and sometimes, it rolls over right atop You, Cicero.
Something familiar something peculiar....
I love that one.
October 31:
liberal hate, hate, hate, hate............
You are just SICK, SICK, SICK....
What wiyld you do if there wre no slogans for you to repeat over and over.
There is always something negative to say about the opposite party.
Well,Palin had hands on experience versus Clinton's mouth ON.
When was one , 1 time that you would come up with ANY solution...to anything.
The hypocricy of the highest order- you are preaching tolerance, inclusion and practice hate, hate, hate...
Why Chelsea Clinton was off limit (she was the ugliest girl ever until recent numerous cosmetic surgeries to correct her horse mouth), but no media is going to touch it...and rightfully so..
Extend the same curtesy to Palin's family.
She is normal,exceptionally attractive woman witha lot of class, poise....and brains you are dripping with envy....
I can't believe people of your ilks can have so much venom and hate , lack any humanity,...
Definately liberalism is a mental disorder...
You shold be ashamed of yourself.
Classy, humane people sure do talk about little girls horse mouths. And they also avoid getting any Palin brain droppings on their clothes.
October 3:
what I think about this site
you left wingers and your Anti-Capitalist-Obama-Retard-Network are nothing but a queerloving, bestiality promotinc, illegal immigrint welcoming, commnist, environmentalist pile of poo. Glen Beck will be triumphant BECK/BUCHANNAN 2012 I AINT SPEAKING SPANISH!!!!
Que? No te entiendo.
One more, from September 5:
Hello "Kos",
I have prayed for God to smite(!) your homo site to for some time now.
It seems He is taking longer than I hoped to answer my prayers. That is fine, he works in mysterious ways, as they say, even if i don't understand them. Have you prayed to Him recently? have you? You should. He will answer your prayers if you truly believe. I know this, because he answers mine. Maybe he won't answer yours because you might have homosexual tendencies. He doesn't answer sinners prayers, and homoness is a serious sin. A spit in the face of our lord, our god. HE HATES HOMO SINNERS WITH A BURNING fiery PASSION. Are you a homo sinner? If you want your prayers answered i hope you are not. If you are a homosinner people will know. people can see through you faggot! So "Kos", i continue to pray, tormented inside, for you. I hope one day, your site goes off the air. Msnbc will go down with their ratings, and take your site, and Chris Matthew's, with it. God will answer my prayer, because i am not a homo. You mine as well not pray, because your homo human kind is not to his liking. He, like me, like women!!
At this point in the email i know what you are wondering: why is Kos in " " marks? Well i have a reason for that as well. It is because I do not believe your real name is "kos". I think that is the name you use at gay bars and such, so your parents do not know your gay. you and your best friend Chris Matthew's must have a great time hanging out at those bars. "discussing politics" i'm sure. Bullshit, you don't go into gay bars to discuss politics with Chris Matthew's.
So god answers his prayers, and it's fact because it's true! So he's praying for us and MSNBC to go away, except that, um, we're still online, and MSNBC is still on the air. So hmmm. I guess his prayers aren't being answered, which sort of suggests that he was full of shit when he said his prayers were being answered, which means perhaps, just perhaps, he's an idiot?
Okay guys, nominate your favorites. I'll pick about a dozen for next week's big vote.