Obama's Cabinet: Fill In The Blanks

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Saturday November 08, 2008 · 10:13 AM PST

2008/11/08 · 10:13

Make your own cabinet, make changes to mine, keep the picks you like, and eventually we will create a perfect cabinet to sent Obama's way. Help me out here, please...

Secretary of Agriculture: Tim Galarneau
Deputy: Dr. Matt Liebman

Attorney General:
Deputy: Candace D. Cooper

Chief of Staff: Rep. Rob Emanuel
Deputy:

CIA Director: Richard Clarke
Deputy:

Secretary of Commerce: Ray Anderson
Deputy: Paul Hawken

President’s Counsel: Robert Wexler
Deputy: Van Jones

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Yes, Obama is still deciding on cabinet positions.

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No, Obama already decided.

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McCain's Cabinet Leaked (Satire)

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Saturday September 13, 2008 · 10:24 AM PDT

2008/09/13 · 10:24

Ever since John McCain chose an vice presidential candidate who looked like an idiot in her Charlie Gibson interview, the McCain campaign has attempted to keep his cabinet picks under raps. Unfortunately, his secret list of cabinet members was leaked to Daily Kos. This is a Daily Kos exclusive.

Vice President- Sarah Palin
Attorney General- Lionel Hutz
Secretary of Agriculture- Napoleon XIV
Chief of Staff- George W. Bush
CIA Director- Inspector Gadget
Secretary of Commerce- Phil Gramm
President’s Counsel- Archie Bunker
Secretary of Defense- General Jack D. Ripper
Secretary of Education- Dan Quayle
Energy Secretary- Larry the Cable Guy
Environmental Protection Agency- Looten Plunder
Director of the FBI- Barney Fife

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Saturday August 30, 2008 · 8:04 AM PDT

2008/08/30 · 08:04

Sung to Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, by Michael Palin

She's a beauty queen and she's okay,
She's the VP for John McCain
(2x)

She cuts down trees,
She shoots down moose,
She's just like Hillary,
She was raised in Moscow (Idaho),
That's foreign policy
(2x)

She's a beauty queen and she's okay,
She's the VP for John McCain

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Who should have John McCain chosen as his VP candidate (to help the Democrats win)?

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Who should have John McCain chosen as his VP candidate (to help the Democrats win)?

Sarah Palin

36 votes

Mitt Romney

18 votes

Joe Lieberman

26 votes

Mike Huckabee

8 votes

Rudy Giuliani

5 votes

Barack Obama's Presidential Cabinet: Updated, August 23, 2008

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Saturday August 23, 2008 · 3:07 PM PDT

2008/08/23 · 15:07

(Updates in bold print)

President: Barack Obama
In 2004, he became the third African American since Reconstruction to be elected to the U.S. Senate.
Vice President: Joseph Biden
Joe Biden has represented the state of Delaware in the United States Senate since 1972, when he was elected at the age of twenty-nine. Senator Biden is recognized as a leader in foreign policy, as well as one of the nation's most influential voices on terrorism, drug policy, and crime. Nationally, Senator Biden has earned a reputation for working on a bipartisan basis with Republican colleagues and bringing real results that matter to Americans.

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Sunday August 17, 2008 · 6:19 PM PDT

2008/08/17 · 18:19

What if Barack Obama received an endorsement from a known 9/11 Conspiracy Theorist and did not condemn them? The outlandish rumors that Senator Obama is a closet Muslim would only escalate. If Senator Obama failed to condemn this person’s views on the 9/11 attacks, he would be condemned by Democrats and Republicans alike and would lose his presidential campaign in a landslide. Nothing would save him from there on out.

Why does Senator John McCain get a free ride?

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Wednesday August 13, 2008 · 9:35 AM PDT

2008/08/13 · 09:35

The halls of justice where people once marched lie vacant with only shadows covered by dust and cobwebs. The libraries ransacked and the law books censored to protect the guilty. The arachnids have long but abandoned their webs and the bats their rafters, allowing the repulsive locusts to devour democracy’s rich harvest and watching a parasite’s jaw clamp down on roots in plain sight. This land is barren and is a place where the sound of flapping wings buzzes in the ears like a prairie motorcycle on its way to the wasteland where it rains dust from a seldom traveled road, and where thick smoke from a traveler’s exhaust pipe fills a once blue sky.
Nothing grows here, and the occupants of this land willingly believe that it is too late to harvest, the life giving seeds on their shelves and in their cupboards sitting unplanted. The citizens have surveyed their drought land, seeing what the sand has made of their air, water, soil and livelihoods. A strong gust of wind had knocked the sheriff flat on his back and set tumbleweeds ablaze. There were those who believed that Armageddon was approaching, and to them, hell’s existence was unquestioned. For years, the ever evolving ideals of freedom and liberty gave this land its fertility and its vibrancy.

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Saturday July 26, 2008 · 6:48 PM PDT

2008/07/26 · 18:48

Panel One
The Honorable Dennis Kucinich, Representative from Ohio
The Honorable Maurice Hinchey, Representative from New York
The Honorable Walter Jones, Representative from North Carolina
The Honorable Brad Miller, Representative from North Carolina

Panel Two
The Honorable Elizabeth Holtzman, Former Representative from New York
The Honorable Bob Barr, Former Representative from Georgia, 2008 Libertarian Nominee for President
The Honorable Ross C. "Rocky" Anderson, Founder and President, High Roads for Human Rights
Stephen Presser, Raoul Berger Professor of Legal History, Northwestern University School of Law
Bruce Fein, Associate Deputy Attorney General, 1981-82, Chairman, American Freedom Agenda
Vincent Bugliosi, Author and former Los Angeles County Prosecutor
Jeremy A. Rabkin, Professor of Law, George Mason University School of Law
Elliott Adams, President of the Board, Veterans for Peace
Frederick A. O. Schwarz, Jr., Senior Counsel, Brennan Center for Justice at NYU School of Law

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Friday July 25, 2008 · 10:36 AM PDT

2008/07/25 · 10:36

The Truth Behind the Moon Landings
2003 episode of Stranger than Fiction, a documentary debunking the conspiracy theories surrounding the first moon landing. RT 48:46. Narrated by Neil Morrissey, with appearances by Buzz Aldrin, Bill Kaysing, Patrick Moore and Jay Windley.

Green" Stadium named "ExxonMobil Nationals Park?
The Washington Nationals ballpark is the first stadium to be LEED Silver Certified by the U.S. Green Building Council. Yet the Nationals continue to accept millions of advertising dollars from Exxon.

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Thursday July 24, 2008 · 9:44 AM PDT

2008/07/24 · 09:44

John McCain claims that the media is "in love" with Barack Obama. John McCain has decided to make a Valentine's video, and people get to vote for the winner. One video has 86% of the vote, the other has 14%. Vote for the lesser of the two. Senator McCain does not expect liberals to look on his webpage and vote, but we can sabotage the video with enough votes. You can vote for the worse video here.

McCain: Guantanamo Bay Flip Flop

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Friday June 20, 2008 · 10:27 AM PDT

2008/06/20 · 10:27

Straight-talkin' John McCain is finally back to saying something worth listening to. After a week in which the Senator declared he wasn't sure if condoms stopped the spread of sexually transmitted diseases, McCain, in an interview with Britain's Sunday Telegraph, has vowed to try and fix that "ugly American" image that our current president has helped foster in much of the world. How to accomplish this feat? First, close the prison at Guantanamo Bay and "expedite judicial proceedings" for the remaining prisoners.

-AOL News, March 18th 2007

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Wednesday May 28, 2008 · 1:45 PM PDT

2008/05/28 · 13:45

Fox News contributor David Horowitz visited UC Santa Cruz to explain how conservative viewpoints are not represented in an academic setting. You may remember that Horowitz has called UC Santa Cruz the worst school in the country, based on his conversations with five students. I am serious, he only talked to five students. Though many students were forced to watch David Horowitz's speech from outside of the auditorium, that did not stop Horowitz from making fun of the people outside. We heard later that he called us "racist bigots". One person on the outside held up a sign saying "Kill Whitey" which most of the others outside, including myself, opposed. Ironically, it was written by the same guy who disrupted Horowitz's presentation. There is one funny segment in the clip At 1:38 and 1:52 into the clip, as Horowitz pops a snot bubble. Send this clip to Media Matters if you think it is deserving of being shown.

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Snot bubble.

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John McCain: "Negotiating With Terrorists Is Not As Effective As Handing Them Our Weapons." (Satire)

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Monday May 19, 2008 · 9:42 AM PDT

2008/05/19 · 09:42

President Bush commemorated Israel's 60th birthday by launching a political attack on the Democratic presidential candidates.

"Some seem to think that we should negotiate with the terrorists and the radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them that they have been wrong all along," said President Bush. "In actuality, the only thing that will appease the terrorists is cold hard cash."

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