How to invent a conspiracy.

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Friday October 17, 2008 · 11:43 AM PDT

2008/10/17 · 11:43

If I had been a powerful Republican, or perhaps someone more powerful, who had wanted to create an excuse for a Barack Hussein Obama victory, I would have infiltrated ACORN. I would have found a poor person and paid her an absurd amount of money to fuck with the voter registrations. She would tip off the police to her actions, and then ACORN takes the blame.

You don't believe this is possible. Why not? It's simple to do; it just takes an absurd amount of balls.

I kinda doubt it really happened, but who knows?

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On a 1-10 scale, how beleivable is my conspiracy?

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On a 1-10 scale, how beleivable is my conspiracy?

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Instant-messaged Hope and Despair

YuryTheEnglishTutor

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Friday August 29, 2008 · 2:25 PM PDT

2008/08/29 · 14:25

This is a real conversation I had today with my friend. I put it wholly in the Body; it was over the internets, so it is isn't standard English. My apologies.

That being said, why doesn't Kos publicly show off how much money we raise for Obama?

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Do you like to take polls after you read?

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Do you like to take polls after you read?

Yes

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When they are worth taking

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The Real Meaning of Unity

YuryTheEnglishTutor

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Wednesday August 27, 2008 · 12:04 AM PDT

2008/08/27 · 00:04

Inauguration Day is on January 20, 2009. Hopefully, the Obama/Biden ticket I predicted months ago will win, but it might not. Either way, on that fateful day Bush will be out of office, and a new president will be sworn in. Our candidate is running under a unification platform, reminding us that there are neither Red States nor Blue States, but these United States. If he loses, he will be forced to give a concession speech, and will endorse McCain. This is a possibility we must prepare for.

Obama is not preaching Unity for Unity's sake. Whether we find victory or defeat this November, we must begin to unite as Americans; we have very serious problems coming up, the most important of which is our foreign relations. Biden was the obvious choice, for he is most skilled at this very thing.

The rise of Putin's Russia is not a joke. He arms almost every nation and organization hostile to us and our interests. He has killed journalists, dissidents, and critics. He is making threats, and so far he has carried out his threats.

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If a war with Russia begins, I will

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If a war with Russia begins, I will

enlist.

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allow myself to be drafted.

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flee.

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end up in jail.

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use my connections to avoid service.

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Nas, Obama & the black experience through the eyes of a young Jew.

YuryTheEnglishTutor

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Friday June 06, 2008 · 7:07 PM PDT

2008/06/06 · 19:07

There is an entire generation of young white people who are incredibly confused. I will take it upon myself to speak for them. I am not arrogant enough to think that I speak for all white folks, so if I offend, direct your anger at me, and not at anyone else. Also, throughout this essay I will use the terms black and white. I do this for clarity's sake; there is no real difference between black and white skin besides Melanin, but if people were logical this problem would have been solved long ago.

I came to the U.S. when I was 4 years old in 1989. Having been born in the Soviet Union as a Jew, I have no love for the country of my birth. To me, the U.S. is all I have ever known.

My generation is unlike anything in human history. Through the magic of the interweb, my friends and I grew in a world of infinite knowledge. We devoured George Carlin, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. (The last two never hang out; it's odd.) Yet nothing can compare to the influence Hip Hop has had on us. When I saw that Nas had a new song out about Obama, I wanted to be the one to mention it to everyone else.

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Whose endorsement of Obama means more to you?

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Whose endorsement of Obama means more to you?

Nas

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Bob Dylan

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