This is strictly a personal opinion, but the following are what I consider to be the top 15 stories which will affect this Democratic primary campaign, in order of priority:
15. Should we have held the debate during the Oscars or the Super Bowl?
14. Which demographic is more predictive: White Pastafarians who earn between $46000 and $46500 per year, or Southern-state immigrants from Uzbekistan between the ages of 27.6 and 27.8?
13. Is “whore” an acceptable word?
12. Why is Bernie stealing all of the support from other Democrats?
11. Why is Bernie still running when he doesn’t have the support?
10. Which candidate is most likely to sit at the cafeteria table with Mitch McConnell?
9. Which candidate will Republicans go easy on in the general election?
8. What’s in Bernie’s 2009 tax returns?
7. Who has the better poll numbers in April for an election that takes place in November?
6. Why haven’t celebrities definitively decided how they’ll vote in November?
5. Which candidate has the nicer supporters?
4. Which candidate has run a nicer campaign?
3. Who called who “unqualified” first?
And the most important issues of all, the ones that will make or break each candidate:
2. Did Bernie receive an invitation to go to the Vatican?
1. What happened at the Vatican?
Sincere apologies to Foreign Policy, Wall Street, Minimum Wage, Health Care, Climate Change, Infrastructure, Government Budget, Tax Havens, Economy, and Campaign Finance: you missed the cut. Better luck next election.