Hello, America, we're the Democratic Party. We're here today to urge you not to vote for us in 2008. You may be thoroughly fed up with Republican misrule. You may be with us on any number of issues. But we want to encourage you to overlook our areas of agreement.
We're absolutely certain that if you give it enough consideration, you'll find a reason to vote against us. If nothing occurs to you, we'll help! And if, for some reason, you still decide to give us your impure, defective vote in 2008 -- we'll reject it! We're the Democrats, we don't want your stinking votes.
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