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Thursday April 01, 2010 · 12:54 PM PDT

2010/04/01 · 12:54

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All the news that should be fit to print, have real, live faces behind that tireless work. We'd like a chance to introduce you to some of the individuals behind the publication:

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Preferred Delivery Method

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Preferred Delivery Method

Soggy, slobbery mess on doorstep (not necessarily yours)

1 vote

Safely buried in yard (someone's yard at least)

1 vote

Office delivery (feeling comfortable in your current position, eh?)

1 vote

Concierge service (4:30am bouncing on bed 50% chance of actual paper)

3 votes

Sekritarmy delivery - you pay no matter what, we pretend we delivered - OK?

21 votes

Lamb Pie

2 votes

GOP.com wants to be your Valentine

mydailydrunk

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Thursday February 11, 2010 · 8:23 AM PST

2010/02/11 · 08:23

Glad to see the super-geenyusses at the partially defunct* comedy site, gop.com has finally got it's hands on some Gregorian calenders.

*vs. Shelter Box
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*vs. DailyKos
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Michael Steele and GOP.com

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Michael Steele and GOP.com

deserve each other

9 votes

mooove over "Funny or Die"

2 votes

Leadership. Redefined.

4 votes

Do they do children's parties?

8 votes

Bwaahahahaha - EOM

mydailydrunk

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Saturday February 06, 2010 · 8:32 PM PST

2010/02/06 · 20:32

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picture updated for you purists out there.

Redneck Palm Pilot

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Saturday January 23, 2010 · 2:46 PM PST

2010/01/23 · 14:46

Chester is giving up his cookie money - can you?

He's not advocating this over any other method of donations or UNICEF over any other charity. He just wanted to let you know of another option of rapidly getting your spare change into the action.

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Chester's sacrifice should be recognized with:

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Chester's sacrifice should be recognized with:

Small container of Philly Cream Cheese

0 votes

2 Hebrew National Hot Dogs

1 vote

A scoop of kitty kibble with dinner

1 vote

A bath?!?

0 votes

A new plushy chew toy to disembowel for the squeaker

1 vote

Other...(suggestions accepted)

2 votes

Breaking: General Court of MA Confers Brown

mydailydrunk

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Friday January 15, 2010 · 12:32 PM PST

2010/01/15 · 12:32

In an unexpected, preemptive move both the Upper and Lower bodies of the legislature have raised the white flag, thrown in the towel, gave up the ghost, retreated into ignominy by conferring the Senate seat, formally held by Ted Kennedy to Brown.

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What type of list?

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What type of list?

Rec List

2 votes

Wrecked List

14 votes

Reckless

5 votes

erine

4 votes

For you Mrs. MDD

mydailydrunk

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Saturday December 19, 2009 · 9:34 AM PST

2009/12/19 · 09:34

The holidays are a bit weird for the mdd household. Over the past decade and a half, they have been punctuated by suicide, near death car accident, hospitalization, emotional stress, near foreclosure, job loss, disability, trial separations, blizzards stranding us in foreign countries trying to get home, and to top it all off Mrs mdd's birthday is on December 23.

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Eggnog Recipe

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Eggnog Recipe

Traditional

5 votes

Dad's own: Jim Beam w/ 2 ice cubes

5 votes

Grampa's own: whatever Gramma let's him get away with

0 votes

Kid sibling's: Case of Coors Light hidden in snow by the garbage can

0 votes

Stressed Spouse: dumb kid thinks they invented hiding beer by the garbage

1 vote

Friend of Bill's: Straight from the carton

2 votes

Cool adult: Knows younger cousin in college has weed, rendezvous @ garbage

5 votes

Yuk

6 votes

Pie

5 votes

Lady Lynn 2run4 POTUS

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Thursday October 22, 2009 · 10:05 AM PDT

2009/10/22 · 10:05

BREAKING/URGENT DIARY UPDATE

IN THE INTEREST OF FAIRNESS AND SANITY - THIS DIARY WILL CRAWL BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM AT 2:03PM EST MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU

besides maimonides once again is the unquestionable winner.

The gauntlet is thrown in your face - this is the last time I'm going to let you in on the most exciting event ever. If you don't believe - you are the Obumnut sheeple everyone says you are

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Number of Bothans who died reading this diary

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Number of Bothans who died reading this diary

Many

46 votes

WDC: URGENT/BREAKING: Daily Kos Lawsuit

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Thursday October 15, 2009 · 8:37 AM PDT

2009/10/15 · 08:37

Notise of Impending leagel action against The Daily of Kos, including all members of note.

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Horrible, stupid, wasted my time

91 votes Vote Now!

Horrible, stupid, wasted my time

This diary:

91 votes

HCR: Insurance Companies Policy Pricing: What if?

mydailydrunk

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Saturday October 03, 2009 · 7:49 PM PDT

2009/10/03 · 19:49

A short, possibly dumb, idea that does not quite stand up to the diary guidelines, but something that I really wanted to throw out to the intellectual wolves and see if it could survive.

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Thursday October 01, 2009 · 2:00 PM PDT

2009/10/01 · 14:00

It is now being reported by VERY reliable news sources, and by secrit emails from trustworthy anonymous inside sources (known ONLY to me) AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS of government confirming what many of us already knew.

This URGENT situation, has been formenting for quiet a wile now, and truth be told, our prescience has gone UNHEEDED by the foolish masses, who will rue the day they dared doubt THE TRUTH!

This day is now upon us like the kyak over the Whitewater* or the BULL mouse charging. Now is not time to panic, but stand as one AGAINST this force of WICKEDNESS that is determined to destroy our childrens soles as they sleep like the innocent children they are in the crib secure in the bosom of saftey, unknowing of the DISASTER that is standing right BEHIND YOU!!!

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whaargarble?

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whaargarble?

O RLY

12 votes

whaaambulance

2 votes

Clinton Body Count

2 votes

The Nairobi connection has been activated

10 votes

Tin or Aluminum

6 votes

blessed are the pie

23 votes

The Banality of Evil - Pootie Edition

mydailydrunk

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Sunday September 06, 2009 · 11:43 PM PDT

2009/09/06 · 23:43

As some of you may know we're about to lose our beloved lab Chester to jaw cancer. We're sad and in that horrible waiting stage of trying to be normal but noticing every little thing about him that isn't normal. We are on the Doctor's orders "treating him like a dog" but with so many more nose kisses and ear nuggies that Chester must think we've lost it. Anyway, Chester will die with as much dignity and love as we can muster and I'd rather not think today of a grieving and sorrow to come later.

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Thursday August 13, 2009 · 6:12 PM PDT

2009/08/13 · 18:12

A not too scientific breakdown of the disruptive elements who think volume = truthiness.

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April Fools-"The Pootie Vacuum" Staff

GOP.com wants to be your Valentine

Bwaahahahaha - EOM

Spare some loose change for UNICEF - Haiti?

Breaking: General Court of MA Confers Brown

For you Mrs. MDD

Lady Lynn 2run4 POTUS

WDC: URGENT/BREAKING: Daily Kos Lawsuit

HCR: Insurance Companies Policy Pricing: What if?

URGENT! BREAKING! You MUST read this

The Banality of Evil - Pootie Edition

Town Hall Pirates by the numbers